Breaking Dirty Horror News! Smiley Halloween Masks Now Available!

Looking for that perfect last minute Halloween costume idea?  Do you want to dress up like your favorite horror movie icon?  Well, ok…..what if you want to dress up as somebody from a sh*tty horror movie that recently came out, where the mask was really the only good thing about that sh*tty horror movie?  Then you’re in luck!  Yes straight off the non-success of the pretty much straight to DVD release of the horror non-classic Smiley, comes the Smiley Halloween mask released courtesy of the good folks over at Fright Catalog.  Now you too can walk around and do absolutely nothing and be boring just like Smiley!  Check it out below and take it all in (stretched ears not included):

Now as I stated above, the mask was really the only redeeming quality of Smiley, other than Caitlin Gerard’s lulz inducing performance and award winning weed smoking technique.  And for those still in the dark about the Smiley phenomenon, you can read my review HERE.  So get on over to Fright Catalog and order your Smiley mask HERE and get that rush delivery so you can have it in time to trick and treat with disappointing and lack luster results.  Slamming this movie never gets old people, and neither does this pic of Caitlin Gerard’s attempt at “screaming”:

7 thoughts on “Breaking Dirty Horror News! Smiley Halloween Masks Now Available!

    • haha – this will be that one movie that will constantly get referenced by me and by you guys over there and it will never get old….

  1. I am looking for the Smiley mask on your Fright catalog website but cannot find it at all. Please could you advise how I can order a ‘Smiley’ mask. I need it for a party at the end of next week so it’s quite urgent. Thank you!
    Louie

    • Hey there – I don’t actually work for Fright Catalog. I was just promoting them on my site last year for the Smiley mask. Look up their website and see if there’s a contact number for them. They might not have any masks left though. Good luck!

  2. when i get to the web sight in the top right corner their is a place were you can
    type things that you are looking for what should i type their to get the mask
    thanks louie

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