If You Decide To Go See ‘Mama’ This Weekend……

……..you have to say the name of the movie in a whisper voice when you buy your tickets.  “I’ll take two tickets for…..Mama (whisper voice)”.  The cashier will most likely have a hard time hearing you, which is usually the case with whispering, but you have to keep whispering it because those are the rules. Or, the cashier might laugh and get the joke, at which point you can smile and realize that you’ve accomplished your goal.  There’s always that chance though that they will look at you like you’re a dumbass, and then you’ll have to walk into the theatre with your head hanging low as you go to buy your Goobers, second guessing your choice to do it in the first place.  So it’s really a crap shoot.  Good luck.

*I really hope that’s chocolate on your face*

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