Dirty Horror Presents: The Hairiest Michael Myers Halloween Mask Ever

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This is good news if you’re looking for a Michael Myers mask with a nice Gene Simmons/Albert Einstein hybrid hairdo.  I suppose this mask is the envisionment of what Michael would look like had he skipped a few trips to the hair salon, so it’s somewhat accurate.  But regardless of that, it’s pretty terrible in a hairy kind of way.  I might buy one as a joke, but then I would just be contributing to the hairy terribleness.  For a cool $24.99 though, you can be the life and laughter of your upcoming Halloween party, so get on over to the Ebay post HERE and grab one because there are only 5 left!  Granted, there were only 5 to begin with, but I guess that’s irrelevant.

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