Guys, why wait 9 months to scramble to find that perfect Valentine’s Day for that special lady in your life?  Here I come to save the day again because all of your gift troubles are now solved with these luxurious Critters earrings!

Yeah, it’s a slow news day so you get a post about Critters earrings.  But anyway – over on Ebay right now you can grab a pair of these beauties that were apparently hand crafted and hand painted.  From the look of them though, you might want to strengthen your earlobes because they could possibly weigh them down and cause some damage.

Critters has always been a favorite movie of mine since the day it came out in 1986 (the sequels not so much), so if I was trying to surprise the female horror movie lover in my life, this might be the way to go!  Who the fuck am I kidding, no it wouldn’t.  But if you want to roll the dice, head on over HERE and grab your pair while they’re still available!