Sometimes if you are a young kid growing up in a small town, you feel the need to want to kill anyone over the age of 18 to appease a religious entity so you can have a full and healthy corn harvest for the year. A bit excessive? Yes. But think of all of that delicious buttery corn you can eat because of it! Sometimes, corn isn’t important though and hair is. A random sentence, sure, but when you’re talking about a hair specimen as glorious as the one on top of Malachai from Children Of The Corn – you’ll let all of that randomness slide.
Issac can’t even concentrate while Malachai is yelling at him because his hair his so hypnotizing and magnificent. Bonus points for it being red btw. I’m almost half-waiting for Issac to bring some shampoo up into the shot and “Feel the rain on your skin….” to start playing in the background. Sure, Malachai was pretty scary in Children Of The Corn – but his hair definitely was not. So without further adieu, it gives me great honor to induct Malachai aka Courtney Gains into the class of Great Moments In Horror Hair History! Now all of you outlanders get out of this post!
This post is not amazingly funny nor did it cause me to Lol twice. Nope. Not at all. 😉