Can I get my crow barbecued, please? Yeah – I’m eating crow now because I poo-pooed the new remake/reboot of Child’s Play before it opened this past weekend. Actually, I kind of dug the first trailer and had an open mind. And when Mark Hamill was announced as the voice of Chucky (aka Buddi), my mind was even more open. Then the second trailer dropped and I had doubts, at which point the poo-pooing began. Next were the ads of Chucky destroying various Toy Story characters (that movie opened the same weekend), which seemed like ‘desperation time’ for me. But…..low and behold – Child’s Play was actually (gulp) GOOD. Continue reading
Oh no! It’s Chucky! Or…..I mean, Buddi! Or…..Chucky! I don’t know, it’s all very confusing. But regardless, it’s that doll from that new Child’s Play movie. Look at those piercing, haunting blue eyes. No seriously, look at them or you’re going to lose the staring contest. Stay focused, man! Try not to think about the comparisons to the original Chucky doll. Or the fact that Brad Dourif isn’t doing the voice this time. Or the fact that Luke Skywalker is. (Throws coins on the ground) Wait, that doll was distracted by money and you win the staring contest! Seems fitting. Oh – and go see Child’s Play this weekend. Or don’t. Either way it’s all good.
Oh, I love the horror movie community. I calmly sat back and watched everyone either ‘praise’ or ‘tear apart’ Jordan Peele’s newest offering Us last weekend…..all while Mr. Peele went on to one of the biggest box office openings for a horror movie EVER with $70 million. Love the movie or hate it, Us has people talking and it also has people going to the theater for a horror movie that maybe wouldn’t normally go. And we’re seriously mad about that? Pfffft. Continue reading
Finally! Yes, finally we are going to get the Candy Corn movie after a few years of teases and funding drama. Writer/Director Josh Hasty teamed up with my favorite Local Boogeyman and is now releasing the movie this year! And…..perfectly in time for Halloween! Want a teaser poster? Here ya go:
Well that’s all kinds of Halloween-themed awesomeness. Hopefully Candy Corn can take the bad taste out of my mouth from last year’s Halloween remake. So, not only does the move take place around Halloween – it boasts some heavy hitting horror vets as well in the cast: P.J. Soles (Halloween), Courtney Gains (Children Of The Corn), Tony Todd (Candyman), and Pancho Moler (Rob Zombie’s 31). Brief synopsis below before I get into the really exciting stuff:
It’s the eve of Halloween in Grove Hill, Ohio. A traveling carnival is in town for the weekend and local outcast, Jacob Atkins, has been hired as one of the freaks in the event’s main attraction, “Dr.Death’s Side Show Spook House Spectacular”. Meanwhile, a group of local bullies are planning their annual public hazing of Jacob, but this year things go too far.
You want more? Ok, ok. How about if I leave you with the very first teaser trailer for Candy Corn? And I have to say, the look of this really impressed me. Kudos to Josh Hasty. And kudos to you guys, because I know you’re going to support it when it comes out later this year! Who actually likes candy corn candy btw?
I was having a pretty boring Thursday morning, just eating my oatmeal and preparing for another mundane workday. And then…..it happened. The new Pet Sematary trailer was unleashed upon us and we would never be the same! Mostly because Gage doesn’t appear to die in this adaptation. Oops….spoiler alert. Just watch the trailer below because there are a lot of spoilers:
Ok, ok. So it appears Ellie, the older sister, is the one to meet a demise by way of ‘speeding big rig’ and Gage seems safe and sound. It’s hard to judge that big switch just from a 2 minute trailer, but yes – it is indeed a big switch. In a way, I applaud it though and I will reserve my final judgment on how it all plays out until I’ve seen this new incarnation of Pet Sematary in full. I mean, do we really want to see a ‘note for note’ remake here of the 1989 version? Having said all of that, I do think overall it looks pretty slick and there looks to be just as many ‘give me the creeps’ moments as in the original. All shall be revealed, along with gratuitous ankle slicings, on April 5th when the remake hits theaters nationwide!