So………There Was A ‘Phantasm’ Porn Parody Called ‘Phangasm’

If you read the headline and you don’t know about this, just take a minute or two (and grab some Kleenex) and feast your eyes on what’s below:

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Not much really needs to be said about Phangasm.  It’s a porn parody of Phantasm. Enjoy the poster and seek the movie out, and enjoy watching The Tall Man getting his silver balls fondled.

5 Things I’m Thankful For This Year……

Time to loosen up the belt buckle after eating 15 pounds of turkey and stuffing with heavy gravy and give thanks for a few things.  And what am I thankful for? Well I’m glad you asked!  Because here are my five things that I am thankful for this year.    Continue reading

Ebay Find Of The Week: Plymouth Cuda Limited Edition Car From ‘Phantasm’

Some things just define “cool”.  And when I was perusing around Ebay for rare horror soundtracks on vinyl the other day, I came across something so cool, and I had no clue that it even existed.  Behold!  A limited edition 1971 Plymouth Cuda 340 replica car from Don Coscarelli’s 1979 classic film, Phantasm:

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The bad news as I’ve already mentioned, is that this fine specimen is limited. The good news however, is that there are a few available on Ebay for somewhat reasonable prices (the cheapest I found was about $60 out the door).  If you’re a Phantasm fan and are tired of waiting for a Reggie Bannister action figure, this replica car is the next best thing.  So head on over to Ebay or click on the link HERE to take a look and place your offers.  This feels like the perfect time by the way to put up the new Phantasm V: Ravager trailer if you want to see Angus Scrimm play The Tall Man for what very well could be his last time.  He’s pretty old.

Dirty Horror Memory Lane: Angus Scrimm Promo For Fangoria Magazine

Back in the days, Fangoria Magazine was my version of Playboy.  No boobs, but lots of blood and guts.  So imagine my pleasant surprise when I was perusing through the Youtube world and found this rare promotional video for Fangoria done by none other than Mr. Phantasm himself, Angus Scrimm!  So enjoy the nostalgia below and watch as Angus tries to persuade you to subscribe to the magazine or else suffer the fate of the dreaded silver ball!