Bed wetting is a serious problem.  Unfortunately for Ginny from Friday The 13th Part 2, so is floor wetting.  That’s right – before Ginny was pulling a fast one on Jason by wearing his dead Mother’s sweater and pretending to be her, she was peeing on the floor.  Which is good news for me because Ginny is the perfect first choice for my new feature:  Urine Trouble.

I actually hold Friday The 13th Part 2 in high regard when it comes to the countless sequels in the franchise.  I know the hockey mask is iconic when we’re talking about Jason Voorhees, but I actually preferred the sack he wore in this one.  And as far as final girls go, Ginny more than held her own.  Too bad she couldn’t hold her bladder though while hiding under the bed from Sack Head Jason and his pitchfork.

I guess if anything, this scene is pretty realistic and should be commended for that.  I mean, if I was playing hide-and-seek with a murderous vengeful disfigured hillbilly that can’t swim, I would probably spring a leak too.  It seems however, to be a rat that Ginny was most nervous of.  I’ll let that slide though, because rats are most definitely piss worthy.  Speaking of the piss, that’s quite a puddle she let loose there.  Which is pretty spectacular considering she’s wearing jeans.  Director Steve Miner has said previously that the pee is from the rat, but I smell a cover up unless that rat had super piss capabilities. Bonus points for Sack Head Jason trying to balance his large body on a tiny chair to surprise Ginny.  That worked out well for him.

*Excuse me ma’am – can you spare a diaper?*