Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Jack Frost’ Latex Mask

I know that Halloween is coming up soon, and Christmas won’t be far behind it. So why not purchase something that combines the two in glorious hand painted latex fashion?  Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you – the Jack Frost snowman mask!

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If you’ve seen the wonderful 1997 straight-to-video crapfest that is Jack Frost, then you know that the mask above bears an unmistakeable likeness to our favorite homicidal snowman.  So if you were to buy this off of Ebay, you could be the hit of your holiday party this year!  Just make sure you don’t go dipping your carrot anywhere it’s not wanted.  Believe it or not, at $80 a pop – there have already been four of these masks sold and only two are left.  So head on over HERE and grab yours before they’re gone.  And if you need any inspiration to assist you with your purchase, then by all means click on the link below:

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Return Of The Living Dead Part II’ Australian Poster

When it comes to disappointing horror movie sequels, 1988’s Return Of The Living Dead Part II is definitely up at the top of that list for me.  Such a downgrade to the 1985 original, it attempted the horror/comedy hybrid and pretty much failed miserably and had an annoying kid as the lead character to boot.  But sometimes from trash, there is treasure found.  Behold the Australian promotional poster for the movie that I found on Ebay recently:

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Now if a zombie just walked around giving everyone the middle finger throughout Return Of The Living Dead Part II, then I probably wouldn’t hate it as much as I do.  Zombies with a big “Fuck You” attitude always wins me over in the end.  I had never seen this poster before, so obviously it’s fairly rare. This copy seems as though it’s in pretty good shape too, but it will cost you. About $125 before shipping to be more exact.  If you’re feeling like you really need this Australian poster for Return Of The Living Dead Part II, then head on over to the listing link HERE and snatch it up!  Just steer clear of the actual movie.

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ Atari Video Game

I honestly never thought I would be doing a post about an Atari video game that costs $500.  But here we go!  Not just any Atari video game though – but The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Atari video game:

$_57I was actually surprised that the price was so high for this.  Not because it’s an old video game, but because it’s a shitty old video game.  Pretty much the best thing about it is the cover with the Columbo-looking guy hunting down Leatherface and the fact that Leatherface’s chainsaw in the game looks the cross between a faucet and a penis.  Nevermind the $500 price tag, if you are the hardcore horror collector, this is a must to own.  Go check out the listing on Ebay over HERE and make sure to check out some of the awesomely bad footage from the game down below:

Ebay Find Of The Week: Critters Earrings

Guys, why wait 9 months to scramble to find that perfect Valentine’s Day for that special lady in your life?  Here I come to save the day again because all of your gift troubles are now solved with these luxurious Critters earrings!

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Yeah, it’s a slow news day so you get a post about Critters earrings.  But anyway – over on Ebay right now you can grab a pair of these beauties that were apparently hand crafted and hand painted.  From the look of them though, you might want to strengthen your earlobes because they could possibly weigh them down and cause some damage.

Critters has always been a favorite movie of mine since the day it came out in 1986 (the sequels not so much), so if I was trying to surprise the female horror movie lover in my life, this might be the way to go!  Who the fuck am I kidding, no it wouldn’t.  But if you want to roll the dice, head on over HERE and grab your pair while they’re still available!

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Popcorn’ Promotional Pin (1991)

Nothing gets me more excited than a promotional pin from an early 90’s horror movie.  I know, you might be thinking by that statement that I get easily excited – and you would be correct.  And luckily for me today, I came across a promotional pin on Ebay for one of the most underappreciated horror films of all time called Popcorn:

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Oh it may be small, but it sure does the job!  Words that any man would never want to hear by the way.  But let’s get back to this fantastic promotional pin. For those who don’t know, Popcorn is a great old school horror movie that came out in 1991, was set in a movie theater and has one of the best taglines ever (Buy a bag….go home in a box.)  Long overdue to have a proper DVD/Blu-ray release, Popcorn is a definite guilty pleasure and at the time was a breath of fresh air in the horror movie world.  If you’re interested in snatching up this pin, head over to the Ebay listing HERE.  It’s cheap, so I suspect it won’t be there for long, especially since I might go buy it right now.  Now let’s start the petition to get Popcorn on Blu-ray already.

Ebay Find Of The Week: Prop Wigs From ‘House Of Wax’ (2005)

What’s the next best thing to having the pole that impaled Paris Hilton’s head during her impressive death scene from 2005’s House Of Wax?  A wig that her stunt double may have used of course!  I love scouring Ebay for random horror shit that people put up, and today I hit the jackpot when I found not one, but six stunt wigs from that underrated horror remake:

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Now you and your friends can live out that fantasy of re-inacting House Of Wax.  It really makes it all worth it, doesn’t it?  Ok – now let’s talk price.  All of these beauties can be yours (along with some unused sideburns!) for $440 or you can attempt to make a best offer.  So that’s roughly $75 per wig.  A bit high, but also priceless if you’re a die-hard House Of Wax fan.  Head on over HERE and click that ‘Buy It Now’ button if you’re ready to make your dreams come true.  And for the rest of us who want our dreams to come true, let’s watch Paris Hilton bite the dust in the clip below:

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Trick ‘R Treat’ Lollipop Props

It’s the middle of April and I’m already posting about Halloween.  There’s nothing wrong with this statement, because it’s never to early to talk about Halloween!  And when I think of this beloved holiday, I think about Trick ‘R Treat, the amazing anthology horror movie given to us in 2007 by writer/director Michael Dougherty.  So who wouldn’t want to own some homemade replica lollipops that Sam carried around in the movie and sometimes murdered people with?

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Be careful if you’re thinking that those look delicious, because you can’t eat them.  Unfortunately, they’re not edible unless you have a taste for sculpted resin.  They’re pretty dead on to the real thing from the movie though, which makes them a must have for any real Trick ‘R Treat fan.  Only problem is that they’re going to cost you $75.  I may have just lost a few of you on that price tag, but if you’ve got some deep pockets then head on over to the listing HERE and grab them while you can.  Me personally, I would do it for $50, so maybe the seller will drop the price eventually.  Oh btw – Halloween is only 203 days away!

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman’

The day is finally here!  It’s the day where I post something up about Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Killer Snowman.  Yes, as if one killer snowman movie wasn’t enough – in the year 2000 they done went and made a sequel. And it was equally as terrible as the first.  Congrats on that.  But this is about Ebay horror finds of the week, so feast your eyes upon this!

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Awwwww yeah!  Those are exactly what you think they are.  Replicas of the little killer snowmen from Jack Frost 2!  And someone is selling them on Ebay for $25 and they’re made to order.  And you can get them bloody or non-bloody, so it’s all about choices.  The best part of this listing, besides the fact that these are actually real, is the title the seller used:  jason jack frost 2 freddy myers mask horror prop bust dvd bluray movie snowman.  It’s almost as if he has a severe case of Ebay ADD and just starting typing random horror terms.  Whatever the case, you can purchase one HERE if you want – and if you need more convincing, feel free to check out the trailer below for Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Killer Snowman:

Ebay Find Of The Week: Eli Roth Torso Prop From ‘Piranha 3D’ (2010)

2010’s Piranha 3D had a lot of things:  Boobs.  Boobs.  Boobs.  Sorry, I got sidetracked on the boobs from the movie.  Of course there were other things going on besides real and fake breasts, and one of those things was the exceptional death of director Eli Roth (who was playing a wet T-shirt contest MC) by speedboat:

Tremendous.  So imagine my surprise when I was browsing around Ebay today and actually found someone selling an Eli Roth torso prop from the movie that was supposedly used in that scene.  Yes, it’s my duty to inform some of you out there in Movieland that Eli’s real head did not actually explode on impact from the boat.  They used a prop, and below is a pic of it and what the seller is offering on Ebay.

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Sweet Jesus, that’s pretty creepy.  Good job on the chest hair though as it seems pretty accurate compared to the real Eli Roth.  Unfortunately if you want this rare prop, it’s going to cost you at least $1000.  But the seller is accepting offers, so that’s always a plus.  Head on over to the listing HERE and take a look at more pics and a better description of what this actually is.  There is no COA proof, but if you look at it – how the hell could it not not be real?  Unless someone just has a strange infatuation with Eli Roth and likes making lifelike props of him.  It could happen.

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge’ Promotional Standee (1985)

Ok – I can admit it.  I have a horror movie promotional standee problem.  I search and search on Ebay in hopes of finding another so I can share it with you, in hopes of also convincing myself to throw the cash down and purchase one in the process.  It started with The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2….then moved on to The Return Of The Living Dead.  And now I’ve found possibly the most affordable one of them all:

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That right there, if you can’t figure it out, is a rare promotional standee for A Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge from 1985 that was used in video stores when the movie came out on videocassette.  It looks to be in good shape, and compared to past standees I’ve put up is very reasonably priced. Check out the Ebay listing HERE and gaze upon the $250 (or best offer) price tag and realize that you should probably get this one while you can.  If you need some encouragement, then check out the hypnotizing dance moves from Jesse in the movie clip below to help sway you in the right direction: