Who needs a machete when you have a big thumb? Yeah – I’m looking at you Jason Voorhees. Put the machete down and try using your thumbs like a real man. Michael Myers is a real man, and has crazy thumb skills to further prove that realness.
Due to a long weekend, welcome to Monday Bloody Monday instead of Sunday Bloody Sunday! And since Halloween is only a few weeks away, it seems right to spotlight something from the Halloween franchise. Being that I have thumbs on my mind for some reason, it’s only natural to witness Michael Myers give new definition to the term ‘hands-on’ at the beginning of Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers. Try thinking about what it would feel like to literally have that big thumb pushing into your forehead when you watch the clip. And then go get some Advil afterwards.
Pffft. Bullets are for suckers. As least that’s what Michael Myers thought when he was shoving a shotgun into a helpless Kelly during 1988’s, Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers. And in keeping with the Halloween theme this month on Sunday Bloody Sunday, that’s where we’re going this week.
Michael Myers is a bit of a jokester. True story! See, in the scene he “pretends” to be a deputy while he sits in a rocking chair as Kelly unknowingly brings him a tasty hot beverage. You can click the link below to see what happens next, but as you probably already know, she gets a gut full of shotgun barrel!
I dig this death scene because it’s a little different as far as Michael Myers killings go. He pretty much went bat shit crazy in this sequel that included everything from electrocutions, head smashings, and my personal favorite: a big thumb to the forehead. I have a soft spot for Kelly’s death though, but not as soft as the spot where Michael thrust that shotgun into on her body. Ba-da-dum! Sorry, these shotgun death scene jokes aren’t as easy to come by as you’d think……