Thanksgiving is only three months away! So it’s time to get your electric turkey carver ready to slice through that delicious succulent bird. But wait – maybe you should practice first just to make sure your skills are up to par so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of your family when you start cutting. And what better way to practice than on a demonically possessed arm? Right, Natalie from the 2013 Evil Dead remake?
Yeeesh. That was realistically gruesome. There were a lot of moments in the Evil Dead remake that made me say “Holy Shit!“, and this was definitely one of them. Natalie was pretty defiant of cellar dwelling possessed Mia and just kept cutting and cutting that arm until it eventually fell off. Mission accomplished, Natalie! Except it really wasn’t, and you still turned into a demon and died a horrible death. Gotta love her gusto though and she gets kudos for giving it the old college try!
Do you have problems with your scalp itching? I know that the easy solution if you do would be to go to the store and grab a bottle of Head & Shoulders. But why do that, when you can just call on serial killer Frank Zito to get rid of your scalp ENTIRELY!
Welcome to Sunday Bloody Sunday and if you’ve recently eaten, I have to warn you that the clip below is pretty gruesome and may cause nausea. If you didn’t see the 2012 Maniac remake, then you missed out on little Elijah Wood stepping into the role of a scalp-happy killer who has some Mommy issues to boot. Quite a few cringe-worthy violent scenes in this one, but for me the scene below takes the cake. Watch with caution, as Frodo does some nasty damage to one of his unlucky victims.