Each Thanksgiving, I like to take a moment and reflect on the year of horror so far and think of five things that I’m thankful for. Sometimes it’s hard to do after eating a pound of turkey and mashed potatoes, so I’ll give you my list a few days before Turkey Day this time to save you from some sluggish writing. Continue reading
The armpit is a body part that just doesn’t get the respect and admiration that it deserves. It’s associated with smelliness, which is such a drag considering that the armpit has so much more to offer than that. If only someone could show us that this underprivileged section of the body is more than something that can turn someone’s nose up in disgust. If only someone could show us the beauty of an underarm. If only………………………….
Behold! And possibly shield your eyes if you must. Rider Strong’s armpit hair in 2002’s, Cabin Fever! Somewhere, Locks Of Love is keeping a sharp eye on these impressive hairy specimens. I liked Cabin Fever for what it was, but when these bushy beauties showed up on-screen, they were definitely a scene stealer. Even Cerina Vincent’s leg shaving fiasco was almost in trouble of being dethroned as the number one Cabin Fever moment (I said almost). Her infected gams are safe in the top spot, but it’s to no one’s surprise that I hereby proclaim that Rider Strong’s armpits are easily a Great Moment In Horror Hair History!