That Time That Roger Ebert Said ‘Child’s Play 2’ Made Him Feel Unclean & Disturbed……

With the kinda great news that our favorite psychopathic killer doll Chucky would be gracing us with his screen presence again in the upcoming Cult Of Chucky, I thought it would be fun to snoop around Youtube for anything Child’s Play related.  And boy am I glad I did!  Remember Siskel & Ebert?  They were a thing one time.  And it’s not an exaggerated fact to say that they really didn’t like horror movies.  But man oh man are their reviews of horror movies fun to watch!  Let’s watch Roger Ebert confess that Child’s Play 2 made him feel “unclean and disturbed“:

Well, at least Ebert gave some props to the overall production value of the movie.  After he called it “Sick, unwholesome, and a completely malignant exercise!” though.  If you do watch a majority of their horror movie reviews, you would come to the conclusion that horror movies were responsible for the hunger and famine problems in the world today. But anyway, to say this is an enjoyable watch would be an understatement.  Btw guys (and I know they can’t read or hear this because they’re both dead now), Child’s Play 2 was a movie about a talking killer doll trying to play a game called ‘Hide The Soul’ with a little boy.  Let’s not overthink things, mmkay?

Ebay Find Of The Day! ‘Seed Of Chucky’ Promotional Condom

Yes.  I’ve sunk to the depths of promoting promotional movie condoms.  But you see, there’s an angle here.  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  So why not give your lover, who hopefully is a horror lover as well, a promotional condom from the terrible Child’s Play sequel, Seed Of Chucky?  Seems like a good idea to me!

$_57

Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, you can make an offer or ‘Buy It Now’ and be the proud owner of this latex enjoyment that the seller proclaims is “unopened and unused“.  Well that’s a HUGE selling point.  Not only that, but the seller also says that “the package has some wear and creases, but isn’t in bad shape for a 10-year-old condom“.  This guy really knows how to sell something!  The condom even comes (lol) with bad puns written on the package (lol again). Two offers have already been declined, so don’t miss your chance to snatch this up right HERE before it’s sent back into the bad promotional item abyss forever…..

Review: Curse Of Chucky (2013)

Isn’t it nice to have a friend till the end?  Someone who will stick by you. Someone who you can tell your deepest, darkest secrets too.  And someone who will gut you like a fish if they get the chance.  This just took a dark turn, huh?  And we all know who the most famous friend till the end is, especially in horror history.  Chucky!  Yes, Chucky…..the little red-headed Good Guy doll who is inhabited by serial killer Charles Lee Ray and needs to soul swap with little kids to keep his doll body going.  And Chucky’s back in Curse Of Chucky, this time going straight to DVD and losing all of the Three Stooges comedy routines that surrounded the last couple of sequels (Bride Of Chucky, Seed Of Chucky).  Question is:  would that be a good thing, or a bad thing?  Read on to find out…..    Continue reading