There are really only two things you need to know about the 2011 sequel Chromeskull: Laid To Rest 2. One, it has some of the best onscreen death scenes I’ve ever seen. And two, somehow Brian Austin Green, from Beverly Hills 90210 and Megan Fox’s vagina fame, is in it. Not here to talk about David Silver though on this week’s Sunday Bloody Sunday. Here to talk about one of the best “Fuck Yeah!” gore-filled moments from the film with Detective Holland’s inevitable death scene by way of a double-bladed knife that happens to be stuck in the stairs.
Where the film loses points for plot, it makes up for with pure brutality when it comes to the demise of pretty much everyone who agreed to be in it. Detective Holland (Angelina Armani), after being sliced in the gut, tries to escape up the stairs with Chromeskull following right behind. It’s there that the double-bladed knife that’s sticking up out of those stairs comes into play. Chromeskull grabs Holland’s head, forcing the blades into her mouth. Then, with his big ass boot he pushes her head down further, causing the knives to open outward and tear her mouth apart at the same time. And they say chivalry is dead.
*hell hath no fury like a woman with ruined clothes*
*have a feeling all the guys loved you in high school*
*ok, ok! I apologize for that hip hop album I released in the 90’s*
We’re always looking for a new masked horror villain that can spawn unnecessary sequels and in the end, be reduced to a caricature of itself right? Well that’s what director Michael Gallagher hopes to accomplish with his new slasher opus Smiley when it hits a limited theatrical run on October 12th. AMC will release it exclusively in 14 markets and after that run, look for it on DVD/Blu Ray/VOD. Here’s a brief synopsis of what this baby’s all about: The story follows a mentally fragile college student named Ashley who, after learning of an urban legend in which a mysterious serial killer named “Smiley” can be summoned through the internet, must decide whether she is losing her mind or becoming Smiley‘s next victim.
Question is, will Smiley stand out or fade away like Chromeskull seems to have done after being paired with David Silver from 90210? Before we attempt to answer the question that not many people are probably asking, let’s check out the trailer for Smiley and then prejudge it:
Hmmmmm – ok…..the mask is original. I’ll give it that. But why was I laughing so much during the trailer? That couldn’t be intentional right? The movie’s not called Laughie after all (groan). I guess I should have only been smiling (groan again). Let’s just get it out there on the table that the female leads leave a lot to be desired when it comes to the acting department. I’m a sucker for a good bad horror movie, so here’s hoping that it at least brings the blood and guts and a decent story to distract from the subpar thespian skills. And wait a minute – how could I forget Keith David?! He’ll make any bad movie watchable and his voice is just so soothing. Btw – this flick and it’s makers have a HUGE following on Youtube (over 15 millions views), so it will be interesting to see what kind of numbers it does in it’s limited run. Check it out here to see if it’s playing in your neck of the woods!