Oh no! It’s Chucky! Or…..I mean, Buddi! Or…..Chucky! I don’t know, it’s all very confusing. But regardless, it’s that doll from that new Child’s Play movie. Look at those piercing, haunting blue eyes. No seriously, look at them or you’re going to lose the staring contest. Stay focused, man! Try not to think about the comparisons to the original Chucky doll. Or the fact that Brad Dourif isn’t doing the voice this time. Or the fact that Luke Skywalker is. (Throws coins on the ground) Wait, that doll was distracted by money and you win the staring contest! Seems fitting. Oh – and go see Child’s Play this weekend. Or don’t. Either way it’s all good.
On the low, I kind of enjoyed 2013’s Curse Of Chucky…..and mostly for it’s return to Child’s Play true horror roots. Gone were the over-the-top jokes and Three Stooges schtick (which I liked up to the point of Seed Of Chucky), allowing Don Mancini to finally get back to making Chucky somewhat scary again. Even though it pretty much went straight to VOD/DVD, Curse Of Chucky was a critical and fan success….thus spawning the new sequel Cult Of Chucky which recently got a brand new trailer:
Definitely has the straight-to-video vibe going on, but that doesn’t necessarily mean it’s a bad thing. The ‘horror’ element is definitely back for this sequel, as is the original Andy (Alex Vincent) and Jennifer Tilly too! What isn’t back is Chucky’s original face. My biggest gripe with the trailer is that Chucky just looks……off. There is definitely some CGI involved with his facial movements which is worrisome (and yes, the stitches seem to be gone) – but I will reserve judgement until I see the final product. As a whole, I’m excited for Cult Of Chucky because it seems to harken back to the days of mindless/fun horror. Look for it to hit VOD and DVD/Blu-ray on October 3rd, just in time for Halloween!
Yes. I’ve sunk to the depths of promoting promotional movie condoms. But you see, there’s an angle here. Valentine’s Day is coming up! So why not give your lover, who hopefully is a horror lover as well, a promotional condom from the terrible Child’s Play sequel, Seed Of Chucky? Seems like a good idea to me!
Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, you can make an offer or ‘Buy It Now’ and be the proud owner of this latex enjoyment that the seller proclaims is “unopened and unused“. Well that’s a HUGE selling point. Not only that, but the seller also says that “the package has some wear and creases, but isn’t in bad shape for a 10-year-old condom“. This guy really knows how to sell something! The condom even comes (lol) with bad puns written on the package (lol again). Two offers have already been declined, so don’t miss your chance to snatch this up right HERE before it’s sent back into the bad promotional item abyss forever…..
Isn’t it nice to have a friend till the end? Someone who will stick by you. Someone who you can tell your deepest, darkest secrets too. And someone who will gut you like a fish if they get the chance. This just took a dark turn, huh? And we all know who the most famous friend till the end is, especially in horror history. Chucky! Yes, Chucky…..the little red-headed Good Guy doll who is inhabited by serial killer Charles Lee Ray and needs to soul swap with little kids to keep his doll body going. And Chucky’s back in Curse Of Chucky, this time going straight to DVD and losing all of the Three Stooges comedy routines that surrounded the last couple of sequels (Bride Of Chucky, Seed Of Chucky). Question is: would that be a good thing, or a bad thing? Read on to find out….. Continue reading
Gonna make you wait in anticipation a little longer before the big reveal. That’s how I do. So, what kind of animal is it? A turtle? A rabbit? A cross breed of a turtle and rabbit called a tabbit? No….sorry to disappoint my mad scientist readers out there, but it’s just a plain old dog. Chihuahua to be exact. Now on to the costume…..any guesses? Slutty nurse? Slutty cafeteria lunch lady? A werewolf? Nope…..I think you’ve been patient enough, so scroll down and behold the greatest animal Halloween costume ever!
Yeah….for those who don’t get it, this little guy is dressed like Chucky from Child’s Play! Hi-De-Ho!!!