Honk Honk! Here Comes Stitches The Clown!

Look out Smiley, Stitches The Clown is coming to wipe that stupid ass grin off your face!  Now I could go into the fact again that Smiley was a complete piece of sh*t movie, took a fairly scary mask/premise, and squandered every opportunity it had to bring even the slightest redeeming quality to the average horror fan who submitted their eyes to watching it.  I even heard that some people were getting refunds from Amazon because it was just that bad.  So in the tradition of doing it for the lul’z, coming straight outta the UK is a new horror/comedy called Stitches.

*who’s the asshole who invited the psychotic bushy haired murdering clown to the party?*

Already being hailed as a potential cult classic from Bloody Disgusting, it tells the tragic tale of Stitches The Clown who freakishly dies during a children’s birthday party after being tormented and ridiculed by all of the little tikes in attendance.  So what happens next?  Stitches comes back from the dead and takes revenge on the now ‘of age’ youngsters, that’s what! Continue reading