And The Award For ‘Best Katana Sword Demon Slaying On A Motorcyle Ever’ Goes To………..

To be fair, I think that’s been the only ‘katana sword demon slaying on a motorcycle scene’ ever in a movie.  But yes, that gem of a clip is from Lamberto Bava’s 1985 classic gorefest – Demons.  I don’t even know where to begin with the awesomeness in this one.  We could start with the fact that George has some serious motorbike skills and effortlessly rides along top of the movie theater seats, which somewhat defies physics.  Then we can get into the impressive sword mastery that he puts forth, all while maintaining his balance and speed on the bike.  Add in the metal track ‘Fast As A Shark‘ from Accept, and you can’t help but grin from ear to ear at everything involved here.  As a matter of fact, let’s watch it again!

Sunday Bloody Sunday: ‘The D*ck Bite’ From ‘The Last House On The Left’ (1972)

It’s been said that a parent will stop at nothing to protect their children.  And in Wes Craven’s 1972 exploitation-horror gem The Last House On The Left, boy does that ring true.  In fact, some scenes in horror movies really need no introduction.  Especially ones where a vengeful mother takes matters into her own mouth.  And by matters, I mean a rapist’s penis.

Seemed fitting to have my first penis biting clip for Sunday Bloody Sunday on Easter as we celebrate the resurrection of Jesus Christ.  I’m not quite sure what that means, but there’s some kind of deeper meaning hidden in there somewhere.  You just have to search for it.  Like an Easter egg hunt.  There we go!  Now everything comes full circle.  But anyway, this scene always made me cringe and hopefully it made you cringe too.  If not, then here’s something to fill your cringe quota for the week: