Have you been looking for some new horror-influenced T-shirts to show off to all of your friends? Have you always wanted a shirt based around the 1994 ‘so bad it’s good’ movie Brainscan? Well…….I’ve got just the spot for you to fill all of your horror T-shirt needs. And that spot is called the Serial Killer Shop!
Now, what you’ll find if you go to their site HERE are T-shirts that range in designs from actual serial killers to the aforementioned horror movies (and sometimes a combo of both). Each is limited and an original drawn design, coming in both men’s and women’s sizes. Below are a few designs shown in women’s sizes that I have in my possession……and will actually be giving away on my Dirty HorrorInstagram page next week! Follow after the pics for more info on that.
So if you’re a horror-loving female (or guy trying to get brownie points with your girl) that wants a chance to win one of the shirts above, head on over to my IG page HERE and wait for the posts prompting you on what to do in the next few days. If you just want to skip all of that and purchase one yourself right now, then you can go HERE for the Brainscan shirt or HERE for the Pinhead one……or go HERE for the American Psycho-influenced design! Stay tuned for more from Serial Killer Shop and enjoy the shirts while you can!
Most horror movie characters come and go. Literally. Because most of them die. But one horror movie character stands the test of time. A character so phenomenal…..so monumental…..so great in his white suit as he fights demons and tells people to “Smash everything! Smash everything!” that he deserves all of this praise and more. Feast your eyes and ears on the man….the myth…..Tony The Pimp from 1985’s Demons!
First off, much praise to whoever put that compilation up on Youtube. Second, Tony The Pimp is played by actor Bobby Rhodes – so he obviously deserves most of the credit here. And thirdly, how can sideburns be so devastating? Tony The Pimp’s sideburns are no ordinary sideburns, that’s why. He’s pretty much the black Chuck Norris. Whether he’s kicking in a door because there’s no need for anything else or schooling a group of people on what an ‘Instrument Of Evil‘ is – Tony The Pimp lights up the screen and not just because he’s wearing that white suit.
The dubbing is a fantastic touch as well. So get up out of your seats…..wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care…..and if you got on clean underwear, make some noise and show your love for Tony The Pimp! And go watch Demons again because it’s an amazing movie.
Here we go again with my walk down Rental Regrets lane, where I come up with a horror movie from the 80’s that I kinda wish I would have rented. I watched literally hundereds of horror movies back then, but there are always a few that slipped through my chubby teenage fingers while I was at my favorite Mom & Pop video store. So what forgotten 80’s horror nugget is on my brain today?
Oh yeah! It’s Sorority House Massacre – another slasher movies in a sea of slasher movies that came out at that time. But look – there’s a scantily-dressed young lady on the cover about to remove her lingerie! How did I not rent this?!? Well, to be honest – I was most likely bored of the ‘slasher genre’ in the 80’s. They were a dime a dozen, and as much as I like girls running around in their underwear and having pillow fights while I murderer watches from an outside window……I became numb to all of it. But I have to say, I’m having regrets from not renting Sorority House Massacre and I think what sealed it for me (other than the above lingerie) was when I finally watched the trailer on Youtube:
Does this movie take place in Bedrock? Because I could have sworn I heard some Flintstones sound effects in there a few times. Anyway, time for me to stop procrastinating and start watching this sucker. Until then, I’ll just keep gazing up at the hot and sexy……..tagline ‘A slash course in absolute terror!‘.
I’m apparently on a Vincent Price kick lately (see the previous House of Wax post), or it may be that my writer’s block has set in. Most likely a little bit of both. In any case, please enjoy this ad for Vincent Price hocking Monster Vitamins in the 70’s and trying to save you 25 cents in the process! What a swell dude.
As I sat here the other night after watching House of Wax (the 1953 version, not the version where Paris Hilton gets a big pole…..in her head), I realized two things: One of those being that I really miss Vincent Price. And the other being the undisputed fact that horror movies need more Paddle Ball Guys in them! Now, if you’ve never seen this version of House of Wax, then you’re probably more than slightly confused and wondering what kind of good shit I’ve been smoking. Well let me further explain myself with a clip so you can better understand what the hell’s going on:
Awwww yeah! How amazing is that guy? And trust me on this – he’s even more amazing in 3D! The beauty of this particular ‘3D gimmick’ is that it’s clearly so stupid, but clearly so goddamn fun. There are other gimmicky three dimensional moments like this throughout the movie, but nothing beats Paddle Ball Guy. But yes, I feel that my moderate campaign for more paddle balls in horror movies will fall on deaf ears. At least we’ll always have House of Wax to remind us all of the importance of balls flying at your face. Shout-out to a creepy-ass young Charles Bronson in that clip btw.
Yawn. Boy oh boy – I sure am having trouble getting it going this morning. I feel like a zombie, and probably look like one too. If only there was a workout tape that I could pop in to motivate me that involves horror and famous Scream Queen Linnea Quigley…….oh wait a minute! There is! And it came out in 1990! Yeah, I’m super late to the horror workout party.
Well that was something. God bless, Linnea and god bless those zombies in the video clip for giving it their all. But yes, that gem of a clip is from Linnea Quigley’s Horror Workout – released in 1990 to capitalize off of the B-movie horror boom and off of Linnea herself. Originally released on VHS, it’s a great slice of horror nostalgia and you can now own it in glorious DVD quality!
Head on over HERE and snatch up your copy of the limited (to 1000) DVD and feel the burn as you bounce and stretch along with Linnea and the cheesy synthy 80’s music. Need more convincing by the way? Hmmmmm…..well how about a clip of Linnea and her hot slumber party girlfriends gyrating and flexing for your enjoyment in unison? You’re welcome.
If you know anything about me, then you know that I love promotional standees for horror movies! Actually, a lot of you probably don’t know that about me. It’s kinda like a deep dark secret. But anyway, once in a while I peruse eBay and see what pops up. And quite possibly the ‘holy grail’ of promotional standees appeared during my recent search!
Holy mops and toxic waste! Tell me you wouldn’t be the envy of all of your friends if you had that greeting them at the door when they came over. And how cool is it that it has an actual mop head attached? Now – you’re probably asking what something like this costs. Well………it would run you at least $250 (which honestly isn’t terrible considering the rarity of it), but the seller has a ‘Make Best Offer’ option as well. Head on over to the listing HERE and snatch it up if you’re feeling impulsive and extra toxic today!
If the last few ‘found footage’ horror movies have left a bad taste in your mouth (I’m looking at you Blair Witch), then there’s a little treat that I’m about to throw your way. And that treat is called The Dark Tapes! Continue reading →
I’m sucker for fangs. Ahhhhhh – see what I did there? Unintentional puns are the best! So it’s really no surprise that one of my favorite horror movie posters of all time is for the 1986 horror/comedy hybrid Vamp.
Quite honestly, it’s a gorgeous poster. Now just a quick sidebar: If you haven’t seen Vamp, then you might not get the subtle awesomeness of the poster. This post is strictly about just that, so I won’t disclose my feelings on the actual movie (but with Grace Jones, vampires, boobs, and pure cheesiness – how can you go wrong?).
The poster is simple, but it works. The red from the lips pops right off, with the ‘V’ and the ‘M’ in the title forming a pair of fangs of course. This movie is about vampires, so fangs are a must somewhere on the poster. The only thing I’m not jazzed about is the Vamp tagline “A Frightening Comedy“. Meh. Pretty boring and could have used something more fun and clever to coincide with the tone of the movie. But overall, I honestly love this poster and would display it proudly on a wall next to my Grace Jones shrine. Fangs for reading this post and look out for the next installment of ‘Horror Movie Posters I Love‘!