Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowman’

The day is finally here!  It’s the day where I post something up about Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Killer Snowman.  Yes, as if one killer snowman movie wasn’t enough – in the year 2000 they done went and made a sequel. And it was equally as terrible as the first.  Congrats on that.  But this is about Ebay horror finds of the week, so feast your eyes upon this!

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Awwwww yeah!  Those are exactly what you think they are.  Replicas of the little killer snowmen from Jack Frost 2!  And someone is selling them on Ebay for $25 and they’re made to order.  And you can get them bloody or non-bloody, so it’s all about choices.  The best part of this listing, besides the fact that these are actually real, is the title the seller used:  jason jack frost 2 freddy myers mask horror prop bust dvd bluray movie snowman.  It’s almost as if he has a severe case of Ebay ADD and just starting typing random horror terms.  Whatever the case, you can purchase one HERE if you want – and if you need more convincing, feel free to check out the trailer below for Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Killer Snowman:

Ebay Find Of The Week: Eli Roth Torso Prop From ‘Piranha 3D’ (2010)

2010’s Piranha 3D had a lot of things:  Boobs.  Boobs.  Boobs.  Sorry, I got sidetracked on the boobs from the movie.  Of course there were other things going on besides real and fake breasts, and one of those things was the exceptional death of director Eli Roth (who was playing a wet T-shirt contest MC) by speedboat:

Tremendous.  So imagine my surprise when I was browsing around Ebay today and actually found someone selling an Eli Roth torso prop from the movie that was supposedly used in that scene.  Yes, it’s my duty to inform some of you out there in Movieland that Eli’s real head did not actually explode on impact from the boat.  They used a prop, and below is a pic of it and what the seller is offering on Ebay.

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Sweet Jesus, that’s pretty creepy.  Good job on the chest hair though as it seems pretty accurate compared to the real Eli Roth.  Unfortunately if you want this rare prop, it’s going to cost you at least $1000.  But the seller is accepting offers, so that’s always a plus.  Head on over to the listing HERE and take a look at more pics and a better description of what this actually is.  There is no COA proof, but if you look at it – how the hell could it not not be real?  Unless someone just has a strange infatuation with Eli Roth and likes making lifelike props of him.  It could happen.

Ebay Find Of The Week: Promotional Hat From ‘Brain Damage’ (1988)

Well, file this one under ‘random’.  Upon searching for rare horror Ebay items, I came across something from Frank Henenlotter’s (Basket Case, Frankenhooker) 1988 amazing and awesomely bad horror comedy:  Brain Damage.

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Good thing I was looking for an obscure promotional somewhat used and dirty white promotional horror movie hat, because I struck gold!  Now let’s all go to the Ebay link HERE and see how much this slice of awesomeness costs. Hmmmmm – $49.99, huh?  Well, that’s a bit too rich for my blood.  But hold on! You’re able to make an offer.  That gives us, the buyer, a little power now.  I would probably go about $20 for this considering the condition it’s in, but maybe your pockets are deeper than mine.  I will say this – you’re probably never going to find a Brain Damage hat ever again on Ebay.  So it does add to the value for sure.  While you mull it over, please enjoy the following NSFW clip below from the movie:

Ebay Find Of The Week: Annabelle Sleeping Mask

I love finding useful things on Ebay.  And nothing to me nowadays is more useful than something to cover my eyes so I don’t have to watch Annabelle again.  And that Ebay item I’m speaking of just so happens to be connected to that shitty movie!  Behold…….the Annabelle sleeping mask!

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What a shocker.   It looks just as cheap and slapped together as the movie did. The good news is that if you are having trouble sleeping at night or just want to creep the fuck out of your significant other, it’s a nice little item.  The bad news is that you’d be buying something associated with Annabelle, and for that alone you may be going to hell.  Don’t let me scare you with that assumption though – feel free to head over to the Ebay listing HERE and snag it up for $29.99 or be brave and submit an offer for 25 cents.

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘The Amityville Horror’ 1979 Promotional Night Light

Having trouble sleeping at night?  Afraid of the dark?  Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.  Luckily upon my weekly scouring through the pages of Ebay, I found something to help cure your night terrors and put a hole in your wallet at the same time!

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What you’re looking at up there is an actual promotional night light from the original 1979 haunted house flick, The Amityville Horror.  And what better way to give you a better night’s sleep than with a night light from a creepy-ass horror movie about demonic forces that can possess your body?  Now for the price shocker:  this little gem is up on Ebay for $95.  It better damn well come with a possession for that amount of dough.  Maybe you’re a die-hard Amityville Horror fan and can justify that price, or maybe you’re just an avid night light collector and desperately need this to be added to your collection. Whatever the case, if you feel like snatching it up – head on over to the Ebay listing HERE and get it!

Ebay Find Of The Week: Pumpkinhead Coffee Mug

Tired of your old coffee mug?  Have you been craving one that reminds you of a large demonic creature from the depths of hell that comes to exact revenge thanks to a creepy witch summoning him?

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If you can’t read or maybe don’t have your glasses on, I’ll tell you what that is. It’s a rare Pumpkinhead promotional coffee mug given out to video shop owners back in 1988 when the movie was released on VHS.  Now even though it doesn’t have the face of the great creature that the late Stan Winston created, it’s still a nice little slice of horror nostalgia, especially if you’re a coffee drinker.  Head on over to the listing HERE on Ebay and ‘Buy It Now’ for a reasonable $17!

Did You Know That There Was A ‘Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh’ Board Game?

Who loves board games??!!  And who loves board games that are based off of subpar horror movie sequels??!!  Well then do I have some good news for you.  In a random search for horror-themed games, I stumbled across this:

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That’s right.  You’re looking at a promotional board game based on Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh that came out in 1995.  Now, even though I wasn’t crazy about the movie – I have to admit that this looks pretty cool.  Of course it could be a complete waste of time and utter horse shit, but at least it looks like they took some time on the design.  Here’s a brief synopsis of what it’s all about:

As you travel the streets of New Orleans looking for pieces of the puzzle to solve the Candyman Murder mysteries you have to make sure you do not become a victim yourself. To win, player must proceed clockwise along the streets of New Orleans and get to the Mansion with the key card in order to unlock the secret to Candyman’s power.

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Not sure if this would be a game to gather the whole family around on a Friday night to play, but it definitely might be a game to get your friends together and drink heavily while you try to unlock the secret to Candyman’s power.  If you’re intrigued by the premise of the game and of the pics above, I have good news for you!  There is one up for sale on Ebay HERE right now.  I would imagine you might be able to walk away with it for no more than $50.  A small price to pay for an enjoyable piece of horror memorabilia.  Oh that’s right – I don’t know if it’s enjoyable or not.  Forgot I said it could be utter horse shit.  Up to you to take the gamble I guess!

Ebay Find Of The Week: Overlook Hotel Key Chain From ‘The Shining’

Sometimes, it’s the little things in life that can bring you joy.  Especially if that little thing is $6.99 and pays tribute to one of the greatest horror movies ever: The Shining.

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That’s right – what you are looking at there is a replica of a key chain for the dreaded ‘Room 237‘ at the Overlook Hotel from The Shining.  This caught my eye right away as I browsed through thousands of Ebay listings in the ‘Horror Memorabilia‘ section.  And to give you even better news, you may be able to get one for cheaper than $6.99 because the seller has a ‘Make Offer’ option in the listing!  If you’re interested, head over HERE and snatch one up.  Just make sure to watch out for creepy rotting naked old ladies if you do go into ‘Room 237‘.

*Warning:  There is nudity in the clip below.  Some good nudity, and some bad nudity.  You can decide which you think is good and which is bad when you watch it.*

Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘The Return Of The Living Dead’ Promo T-Shirt (1985)

Good news for all of my readers who are on the smaller side that love The Return Of The Living Dead!  There are not one, but two actual promo T-shirts from the 1985 horror/comedy up on Ebay right now:

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Even though that these shirts are ‘Size Small’ and I have no chance in hell of fitting into one, it’s refreshing to see a shirt up on Ebay from the 80’s that doesn’t have armpit stains.  They have never been worn, and I’m really digging the “More Brains!” script on the front.  I’ll try not to sulk too much about the size, but you might be sulking about the price when you see it over at Ebay right HERE.  Kind of a random ‘Buy It Now’ price of $134.85, but at least you can make an offer and hopefully get one cheaper if you want it that bad. Braaaaaaains!

Ebay Find Of The Week: Rare ‘Hostel 2’ Promotional Poster

**Warning:  There Will Be Female Nudity Involved In This Post**

That warning up there probably didn’t turn most of you away, so if you’re still with me, let’s get on with the nudity!  Now, I remember seeing a particular promotional poster for 2007’s Hostel: Part 2 back online when the film was released that involved a nude woman holding her own severed head.  Aside from being strangely aroused by this, I thought it was a genius move by Eli Roth on the promotional front.  Problem is, the poster was pretty much banned and extremely hard to find in it’s original form……until now!

Thanks to Ebay and a seller named ‘sassysatellite’, you can own this highly sought after Hostel: Part 2 poster for $134.  I may have just lost some of you with that price announcement, and I would have to agree that it’s a bit steep. Maybe you can message ‘sassysatellite’ and have him or her drop that down to about $100?  Just because they’re sassy, doesn’t mean they have to be unreasonable.  For that price, I think it would be worth it considering this is an original concept poster that you are not going to find very often.  Interested? Then head over HERE if you want to purchase this Ebay Find Of The Week. Ok, I’ve teased you long enough without showing a pic, so feast your eyes below, and gentlemen – go grab some tissues.

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