Ebay Find Of The Week: Original Poster For ‘The Slumber Party Massacre’ (1982)

You gotta love a horror movie where the killer’s weapon of choice is a power drill.  Even better – when that drill is insinuated to be a penis throughout the movie and on the original poster and cover art as well.

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If you couldn’t figure it out by now, my ‘Ebay Find Of The Week’ is indeed the original 27″ X 40″ poster for 1982’s, The Slumber Party Massacre.  Sure, the movie is terrible.  But terrible in a great way mind you, and I know that a hardcore 80’s slasher fan would love to have that giant drill penis framed up on their bedroom wall.  Laugh if you want, but this beauty is going for $89.95 up on Ebay right HERE and it has 16 watchers at the moment.  Which basically means someone is going to snatch it up and that someone is going to be having drill penis poster parties in the near future.  And I bet this guy below is going to be the first one in line at the door.

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Ebay Find Of The Week: Plymouth Cuda Limited Edition Car From ‘Phantasm’

Some things just define “cool”.  And when I was perusing around Ebay for rare horror soundtracks on vinyl the other day, I came across something so cool, and I had no clue that it even existed.  Behold!  A limited edition 1971 Plymouth Cuda 340 replica car from Don Coscarelli’s 1979 classic film, Phantasm:

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The bad news as I’ve already mentioned, is that this fine specimen is limited. The good news however, is that there are a few available on Ebay for somewhat reasonable prices (the cheapest I found was about $60 out the door).  If you’re a Phantasm fan and are tired of waiting for a Reggie Bannister action figure, this replica car is the next best thing.  So head on over to Ebay or click on the link HERE to take a look and place your offers.  This feels like the perfect time by the way to put up the new Phantasm V: Ravager trailer if you want to see Angus Scrimm play The Tall Man for what very well could be his last time.  He’s pretty old.

Ebay Find Of The Week: Tank Top From ‘Prison’ (1988)

Ok fellas – summer is almost here and I know that you’re looking for just the right attire to impress the ladies with while you’re stalking them on the beach. This is where I come in to save the day, because I have found the perfect tank top to show off your muscles and your love for underappreciated 80’s horror movies at the same time!

Thanks to Fangoria Magazine back in 1988, I was introduced to a little film called Prison, directed by Renny Harlin (Nightmare On Elm Street 4, Deep Blue Sea) and starring Viggo Mortensen.  And if you’re a fan of that underrated movie and have always wanted to own a genuine promotional tank top that was released in conjunction with it, then feast your eyes on the pic below:

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The item, according to the seller, has never been worn or washed and is in near perfect condition.  It is an XL, so shorter guys need not apply unless you’re looking for something comfortable to sleep in.  If you’re interested in this rare little gem, head on over HERE and snatch it up for a reasonable $29.99! Some bonus info for you as well:  Scream Factory recently released a great Blu-ray version of Prison, complete with some kick ass artwork on the cover and bonus materials aplenty for you die-hards out there.

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Ebay Find Of The Week: ‘Saw VI’ Lollipop

I’m a sucker for tasty suckers.  Especially if those suckers were used as promotional tools for a horror franchise that had five too many sequels.  The joys of scouring Ebay have helped me hit pay dirt again my friends, as I’ve found a “rare” promotional lollipop for Saw VI!

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That’s looks scrumptious.  If you’re salivating like me right now at the thought of eating a sucker that looks like it’s straight out of a doctor’s office ‘Please Take One‘ basket, then I’m glad I’m not alone.  Smack a couple Roman numerals on there and you’ve got something almost as magical as the actual Saw VI movie.  And yes, someone is actually selling this fine promotional specimen for $13.13 on Ebay right HERE.  So if you’re like me and would cut off your left arm to get this candy goodness, then head over there now!  Sorry, I had to use that last line so the picture below would work.  Sometimes comedy doesn’t come easy.

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Ebay Find Of The Week: Rare ‘Creepshow’ Promo Display

I love anything that has to do with Creepshow.  I even strangely love cockroaches more because of this movie.  So when I come across something cool that’s branded with the Creepshow name, I immediately get giddy.  Case in point:  I just snatched up the Waxwork Records amazing vinyl release for the soundtrack.  If you snoop around on Ebay, you can find more Creepshow hidden gems, like this rare promo display to commemorate it’s release to theaters back in 1982:

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Sweet.  And if you’re lucky, this particular seller might throw in the Strawberry Shortcake blanket in the background.  There are actually a few of these up on Ebay, so seek out the best deal and the one that’s in the best condition.  Not all of them have the probability of getting a Strawberry Shortcake blanket included in the deal though. Click HERE to see this particular item and if you read this post in the next 10 minutes, run over to Waxwork Records and grab one of the vinyl albums before they’re gone!

Ebay Find Of The Week: A ‘Re-Animator’ Paperweight

If you’re a fan of rare paperweights and the 1985 classic horror movie Re-Animator, then I’m here to make your Friday even more happy!  That’s right, a few Re-Animator paperweights are up for sale on Ebay that were used to promote the movie for it’s VHS release back in the 1987.  The good news? They’re somewhat rare.  The bad news?  They’re somewhat terrible.

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Ok.  Yes, if you’ve seen Re-Animator (and shame on you if you haven’t), then you can figure out that the paperweight is supposed to be Dr. Hill’s severed head in a pan.  Only slight problem is that it doesn’t really look like Dr. Hill.  Or a severed head for that matter.  And the sides are all crooked and disproportionate.  I’m really selling this, aren’t I?  But if you are a true Re-Animator fan and just have to have it, you can head over HERE and Buy It Now for $75!  Seriously?  Ugh, I think the seller needs to lower that price a tad, but Re-Animator is pretty awesome so it might be worth it.  He does state that it was kept in a pet-free home, so that’s comforting to know in case you’re allergic to cats.

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Ebay Find Of The Week: Replica Tub Of ‘The Stuff’

It’s moments like this when I love the internet.  For those of you who don’t know about the 1985 B-movie extravaganza called The Stuff, you really need to do some research.  It has drama.  It has intrigue.  It has something that you eat that eats you from the inside out.  And it has a character named Chocolate Chip Charlie.  All of this somewhat pointless info is leading up to me telling you that someone over in the UK has recreated an actual tub of ‘The Stuff‘ and you can purchase one on Ebay!

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Yes.  Those are the actual replicas that you can purchase.  Pretty impressive if I do say so myself.  Just think of how impressed your B-movie loving friends would be if they went to your fridge for a cold one and got an eyeful of The Stuff instead.  Yes, the seller is located in the UK, but they do ship to the US and it’s honestly not a bad price in total to get your hands on one of these (about $30 total).  Head on over to the Ebay page right HERE and feel free to click ‘Buy It Now‘.  Just be warned.  If the carton arrives and it has a delicious white treat inside, proceed cautiously because this may happen:

Ebay Find Of The Day! ‘Seed Of Chucky’ Promotional Condom

Yes.  I’ve sunk to the depths of promoting promotional movie condoms.  But you see, there’s an angle here.  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  So why not give your lover, who hopefully is a horror lover as well, a promotional condom from the terrible Child’s Play sequel, Seed Of Chucky?  Seems like a good idea to me!

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Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, you can make an offer or ‘Buy It Now’ and be the proud owner of this latex enjoyment that the seller proclaims is “unopened and unused“.  Well that’s a HUGE selling point.  Not only that, but the seller also says that “the package has some wear and creases, but isn’t in bad shape for a 10-year-old condom“.  This guy really knows how to sell something!  The condom even comes (lol) with bad puns written on the package (lol again). Two offers have already been declined, so don’t miss your chance to snatch this up right HERE before it’s sent back into the bad promotional item abyss forever…..