1984 wasn’t just about the introduction of the one and only Freddy Krueger into the horror world, it was about the introduction of the equally frightening Mogwai named Gizmo from Gremlins! Ok, that lovable little creature is nowhere near as menacing as a burned-face child molester with razor fingers, but if you feed a Mogwai after midnight – bad things happen, man. Luckily, I never had to worry about that with my Gizmo plush toy that I had as a kid.
Well wasn’t that just a happy little commercial! A bit too happy if you ask me – especially knowing that terrible things that could occur if you don’t follow the rules when caring for a Mogwai. But like I said, this was a toy – and toys can’t multiply if you get water on them. Based off of the commercial though, it seems it’s ok to put sunglasses on Gizmo because that protects him from the sunlight of course. You know what watching that commercial put me in the mood for? No, not the porn movie parody starring Jizzmo, but the terribly tasting cereal that came out to promote the movie. Here’s a clip to remind you that if you ate the cereal, you would grow Mogwai ears: