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Oh no!  It’s Scott from the original Evil Dead!  And not “Party Down!” Scott……but demonically possessed Scott!  His eyes….my God, look at his eyes!  No seriously, look at them because this is a staring contest.  Try not to be distracted by his suddenly grey hair. Or that blood coming out of his mouth.  Keep focused and just think about how annoying his laugh was in the movie and that will make you want to defeat him even more.  Oh wait – Ash just stepped in and gouged both of his eyes out with his thumbs!  You win!!!!!!!!!

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Oh no!  It’s Dr. Herbert West from Re-Animator fame!  He has that look in his eyes.  That look that says he will not lose this staring contest.  Keep focused though.  And would it kill you to close your mouth while we’re doing this, Herbert?  Geez.  Drooling all over and shit.  Oh wait – the 1985 version of Barbara Crampton just walked in topless and Herbert looked away!  You win!!!

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Hmmmmm…….button eyes, huh?  That’s a new one.  Ok – you can do this.  Just because Dr. Decker from Nightbreed has button eyes, it doesn’t mean he has an advantage in this staring contest.  The key is to stay focused and not worry about the drool coming out of his zipper mouth.  It’s an easy ploy and distraction, so just keep focusing and he’ll break.  Try not to think about the fact that it’s famed horror director David Cronenberg underneath that mask too.  Shit – I just rattled you with that information and you looked away.  You lose.  And now Dr. Decker is probably gonna gut you with his impressive giant knife.  Tough luck.

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Ooooh…..a tricky one.  See – Betty has needles piercing into her eyelids, so for her to blink is going to be extremely rare.  Unless of course she enjoys terrible pain in her eyelids, which could be the case – you never know.  Stay strong and keep focused!  Oh fuck it….who are we kidding. You can’t beat someone in a staring contest with needles stuck in their eyelids.  You lose!!

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You win easily!!!!  Mostly because Angela isn’t even looking at you to begin with because she’s more preoccupied with having just decapitated someone, not to mention her penis is showing.  Good job!

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Ugh.  It’s the old ‘take out my eyeballs to distract you’ tactic.  Keep focused. Don’t break your concentration.  Make her break hers……….Congrats!  You win!  Now slap those eyeballs out of her hand and give her a high five for a good staring contest match.

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You win!  Unfortunately you also lose because he just ate your liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.

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Sorry.  You lose.  Even if you did win, you would still lose because Jack would probably put an axe in your chest.