Oh no! It’s Chucky! Or…..I mean, Buddi! Or…..Chucky! I don’t know, it’s all very confusing. But regardless, it’s that doll from that new Child’s Play movie. Look at those piercing, haunting blue eyes. No seriously, look at them or you’re going to lose the staring contest. Stay focused, man! Try not to think about the comparisons to the original Chucky doll. Or the fact that Brad Dourif isn’t doing the voice this time. Or the fact that Luke Skywalker is. (Throws coins on the ground) Wait, that doll was distracted by money and you win the staring contest! Seems fitting. Oh – and go see Child’s Play this weekend. Or don’t. Either way it’s all good.
I’m up at midnight looking up clips of a redheaded homicidal possessed doll beating a teacher with a yardstick ruler. Yeah, I should probably go to bed. But before I do, let’s talk about Chucky!
On this week’s Sunday Bloody Sunday, I’m going back almost 25 years….Holy shit – 25 years? Seriously??? Now I’m depressed AND sleep deprived. Anyway, I’m going back almost 25 years to 1990 when Child’s Play 2 was released. And probably the most iconic scene in the movie is when Chucky serves up some actual well deserved justice by way of a large ruler to Andy’s teacher, Miss Kettlewell. Not sure she deserved to die, but she definitely deserved a few swats from the Chuckster. Let’s watch and enjoy!