Upon sitting here thinking about what I could go as for Halloween this year, numerous options crossed my mind: Barf from Spaceballs, a zombiefied Lemmy Kilmister, or maybe a parrot? And then it hit me like a lightning bolt! Has anyone ever gone as Sammi Curr from the 1986 heavy metal horror flick Trick Or Treat? A quick Google search led me to no results. Could this be the holy grail of untouched Halloween costumes???
Oh this costume would be a piece of cake. Just head on down to the local S&M store to get some of the clothing accessories. Then rip a perfectly good black sheer shirt to shreds. Next, get an 80’s metal hair wig from literally any Halloween costume shop. And finally, add some burn make-up effects onto your face and chest, or if you really want to make it realistic – just burn yourself for real. It’ll heal up just fine. Now remember, I’m just thinking out loud here about my great Halloween costume idea, so none of you bastards better steal it! If I see a bunch of Sammi Currs running around LA this year, I swear I’ll lose my shit. Happy Halloween, everyone!