Sometimes when I get bored, I type older horror movies into the Rotten Tomatoes ‘search box’ and see what the Tomatometer is. And since it’s that time of the year for Halloween-themed horror movies, I figured I would type in a movie that is synonymous with Halloween: Trick Or Treat. Now I know that some of you newbies to the horror world might think I meant the fantastic anthology horror movie that came out in 2007 (with a slightly different name), but I am talking about the heavy metal horror awesomeness that came out in 1986!
So what would you guess that the Tomatometer is for Trick Or Treat? 10%? 40%? Hmmmmmm……try 71%! Granted that’s only out of 7 reviews (5 fresh and 2 rotten), but impressive nonetheless considering the type of horror movie that Trick Or Treat is. The storyline: Ridiculous. The soundtrack: Straight 80’s metal goodness. But in a time when the 80’s were churning out a lot of cheesy horror movies, it’s nice to see this one get some love on Rotten Tomatoes. As one reviewer put it – “Yes, it’s trash, but it’s special trash to me.” Couldn’t have said better myself random reviewer!
So the next time you’re thinking of a cheesy old school horror movie, and you want to see if any reviewers gave it any love – look it up on Rotten Tomatoes and you may be surprised! Jesus – this whole post sounded like I just jerked off Rotten Tomatoes and gave them a bunch of free publicity. They could have at least bought me dinner first.
Upon sitting here thinking about what I could go as for Halloween this year, numerous options crossed my mind: Barf from Spaceballs, a zombiefied Lemmy Kilmister, or maybe a parrot? And then it hit me like a lightning bolt! Has anyone ever gone as Sammi Curr from the 1986 heavy metal horror flick Trick Or Treat? A quick Google search led me to no results. Could this be the holy grail of untouched Halloween costumes???
Oh this costume would be a piece of cake. Just head on down to the local S&M store to get some of the clothing accessories. Then rip a perfectly good black sheer shirt to shreds. Next, get an 80’s metal hair wig from literally any Halloween costume shop. And finally, add some burn make-up effects onto your face and chest, or if you really want to make it realistic – just burn yourself for real. It’ll heal up just fine. Now remember, I’m just thinking out loud here about my great Halloween costume idea, so none of you bastards better steal it! If I see a bunch of Sammi Currs running around LA this year, I swear I’ll lose my shit. Happy Halloween, everyone!