I have a confession to make right now: I have some food stuck in my teeth. I know it might be a hard confession to comprehend, but it’s true. And I also have another confession: I kinda like Saw III. It might be one of my favorites in the ongoing Saw franchise. That might be just as hard to comprehend. Now if only I could combine my two confessions and get this damn food out from in between my teeth……..
Oh my stars! Today’s my lucky day! Yes, that is actually some promotional dental floss released in correspondence with the Saw III movie. And it’s complete with the hilarious tagline “Opening Wide This Halloween“. Now, the good news is that a seller on eBay is letting this go to one lucky bidder. The bad news is that it might be the most expensive dental floss you ever bought because it will set you back about $20. If you want to check out the listing and more pics, then head on over HERE. Or if you just want to sit there with food in your teeth like me, then you can do that as well.
“If it’s Halloween, then it must be Saw.” I’ve kinda missed hearing that actually. Think about this past Halloween and the vacancy there was with horror movies in theaters. Oh yeah, I forgot about Carrie. On second thought, I’d like to keep forgetting about Carrie. But there was no Paranormal Activity. No new reboot from the Halloween franchise. And no new Saw movie because they ended it back in 2010 with a terrible 3D movie that was not a good way to wrap up the mediocre horror franchise. Well, seems that Lionsgate was noticing the horror movie absence this year because it has been announced that they want to develop Saw 8!
*I’m not a drug expert, but it may be time for an intervention*
Money, money, money. That’s what it’s all about because even if Saw had it’s fair share of lackluster sequels, it still made that green. As I stated previously, I didn’t like the final Saw (or what would have seemed to be apparently). But I dug Saw 6 and didn’t mind Saw, Saw 2, and Saw 3 as well. And because I’m not fully onboard with the Paranormal Activity franchise, I’m actually kind of open to the idea of a new Saw sequel. Not quite sure where they’re going to go with the story, but I would advise those involved to take their time and not rush it. Give me a decent story and some over-the-top traps/kills and I’ll be a happy horror camper. Anything to take that bad taste of the Carrie remake out of my mouth. Yuck.