Lets Have Another Staring Contest…….

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Oh no!  It’s Dr. Herbert West from Re-Animator fame!  He has that look in his eyes.  That look that says he will not lose this staring contest.  Keep focused though.  And would it kill you to close your mouth while we’re doing this, Herbert?  Geez.  Drooling all over and shit.  Oh wait – the 1985 version of Barbara Crampton just walked in topless and Herbert looked away!  You win!!!

Lets Have Another Staring Contest…….

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Oh boy.  It’s your first staring contest with a scanner.  Don’t panic.  You can do this.  If you don’t lose focus, you can combat his mind and make him break.  Try to think of something soothing and calming.  Like Hannah Davis serving you lemonade topless on a white sandy beach with smooth jazz music playing in the background.  There…..now isn’t that nice?  I bet you’ve already forgotten that you’re in a staring contest with a scanner.  Wait, what are you doing?  Don’t itch your nose.  You’re going to lose focus!  Get back to thinking about a topless Hannah Davis serving you delicious lemonade and…………

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You lose.

Let’s Have Another Staring Contest…….

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Ugh.  It’s the old ‘take out my eyeballs to distract you’ tactic.  Keep focused. Don’t break your concentration.  Make her break hers……….Congrats!  You win!  Now slap those eyeballs out of her hand and give her a high five for a good staring contest match.

Let’s Have Another Staring Contest…….

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Sorry.  You lose.  Even if you did win, you would still lose because Jack would probably put an axe in your chest.