If you know anything about me, then you know that I love promotional standees for horror movies! Actually, a lot of you probably don’t know that about me. It’s kinda like a deep dark secret. But anyway, once in a while I peruse eBay and see what pops up. And quite possibly the ‘holy grail’ of promotional standees appeared during my recent search!
Holy mops and toxic waste! Tell me you wouldn’t be the envy of all of your friends if you had that greeting them at the door when they came over. And how cool is it that it has an actual mop head attached? Now – you’re probably asking what something like this costs. Well………it would run you at least $250 (which honestly isn’t terrible considering the rarity of it), but the seller has a ‘Make Best Offer’ option as well. Head on over to the listing HERE and snatch it up if you’re feeling impulsive and extra toxic today!
Hey everyone! If you’re looking to shed those extra pounds, one simple way to lose them is by having a weight machine crush your head in half. If that sounds extreme, that’s because it is. But you have to make sacrifices to get your body on track, right? Welcome to this week’s Sunday Bloody Sunday where I’m highlighting one of the many great death scenes from Troma’s undisputed B-movie classic, The Toxic Avenger.
For all of you drug dealers out there who like to hang out in sweaty gyms, it’s probably best for you if The Toxic Avenger doesn’t go to your gym. Why you ask? Because there are so many creative and fun ways that he can kill you! Maybe he could strangle you with a jump rope? Bludgeon you with two barbells? Or hold you down and jam part of a weight machine through your head until it splits in two. We’ll go with that last one. Btw – it’s very polite of Toxie to mop up his messes, don’t you think?