You better watch out, you better not cry……you better not pout because there’s a really good Christmas horror movie that you need to watch this year! I know, I know – it’s Halloween season. But I had the pleasure of finally sitting down and watching Craig Anderson’s Red Christmas and it indeed got me into the Christmas horror movie spirit!
It’s Christmastime! Carolers are caroling. The mistletoe is being hung. And a topless women is getting thrown into a wood chipper in broad daylight by a psychotic Santa Claus.
Welcome to Monday Bloody Monday, and since it’s the holiday season it feels only right to spotlight a Christmas-themed horror movie. In 2012, Silent Night was released and was actually a decent little throwback to Silent Night, Deadly Night. And just like in the latter, Santa is out to punish the naughty. In this case, the naughty is a topless girl who is about to meet her grisly demise at the merciless hands of a wood chipper. Grab some egg nog and click the link below:
With Christmas fast approaching, I’ve started gathering up my favorite horror movies to watch around this time of the year. Black Christmas? Check! Silent Night, Deadly Night? Check! Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowmen? Double check! But with my old age comes forgetfulness, and I always seem to not remember that the 2007 movie P2 is a Christmas horror movie and might deserve to be in my rotation.
P2 is a delightful tale about a woman named Angela (Rachel Nichols) who is stalked in her parking garage at work by a security guard named Thomas (Wes Bentley). Fun fact: Wes Bentley can be seen in the last few seasons of American Horror Story! So anyway, in the movie it all takes place on Christmas Eve night which is a good indication that this is a Christmas horror movie. Oh – and Elvis’ ‘Blue Christmas‘ makes an appearance during a stalking scene and that’s a bonus for me because I love that song.
And so the stalking goes on. And Angela runs around in a low-cut wet shirt, with her two main large assets bouncing around like jingle bells. Bouncing and bouncing and bouncing……..I’m sorry – what was I talking about? Oh yeah – the stalking continues and it obviously comes to a predictable cliched climax. But before we can climax, we need to have more bloody fun! So if you haven’t seen P2 and are deciding whether or not to give it a whirl, check out the clip below with one of the best ‘body smashing with a car’ kills ever. Merry Christmas, everybody!