Who’s ready for a sexy leech vomiting puppet?! Yes, coming to the Sunday Bloody Sunday stage fellas, straight from 1989’s straight-to-video classic Puppet Master, please welcome…..Leech Woman! Yep, this week, I’m putting a much deserved spotlight on one of my favorite 1980’s horror movie kills ever. Puppet Master boasts a lot of originality and definitely was groundbreaking for it’s time, as it became an instant cult classic without being put into theaters and developed a huge buzz just from it’s straight-to-video release. The stars of the low-budget awesomeness of course are the puppets, and Leech Woman steals the show with her sexy leech hurling kill.
Poor psychic Frank Forrester is blindfolded and teased by his girlfriend Carissa, but she doesn’t finish him off because she ends up getting a drill in the head courtesy of another killer puppet, Tunneler. Frank is clueless though and thinks that Leech Woman is Carissa, as her leeches that are pouring out of her mouth feel like a sexy tongue to him. Who can blame him? Bottom line: it doesn’t end well for Frank and to add insult to injury (or death in this case), he dies with blue balls. Most likely the only time you’ll feel slightly turned on by a miniature puppet who vomits leeches: