With all of the turmoil going on in the country right now, there is one thing that can unite us all as one. One thing that can take away all of the pain burning through our bodies. One thing that can help us rise above the bullshit that we may endure for the next 4 years. And that thing is……………………..The opening 5 minutes of the 1981 slasher movie Graduation Day!
Awwwww yeah! Boogie down, baby! If that doesn’t take the Trump stench off your clothes, nothing will. And yes in case you were confused after watching that clip, Graduation Day is a horror movie and not an after school special about a track team who just wants to dance. Oh – and I apologize if any of you had a seizure while watching some of the editing that was done in the video too. Granted, I recently revisited Graduation Day and realized that it is an underrated gem as far as cheesy 80’s slasher movies go. And it even has a young Vanna White in it! Not turning letters though unfortunately.
**BREAKING GRADUATION DAY NEWS**
Upon looking up the movie on Wikipedia, it states that Graduation Day has made over 23 million dollars. And it cost $250,000 to make. This has to be a typo or a joke, right? Whatever. How about that opening theme song?!?! Yeah!