Although me and my fellow horror enthusiasts are down in the dumps about Halloween all but being canceled this year, we can still have fun with looking for terrible officially licensed masks!  We just can’t go to an actual Spirit Halloween store to try them on, because that would most likely be frowned upon in today’s Covid environment.  But luckily, there’s this thing called a website – and I found some good ones:   

Any Chucky fans out there?  Great!  Even better if you’re a Sloth from The Goonies fan.  And still even better if you take a liking to unsacked Jason from Friday The 13th Part 2.

Great googly moogly, that’s one ugly Chucky.  Luckily, I have another Chucky mask on deck so we can keep the party going.  Ever wonder what Chucky would look like if he was an asshole high school bully, that would more than likely give you wedgies and steal your answers on tests?  Here ya go:

Yeah, I feel my description was pretty accurate with him.  Oh – I got a good hybrid mask/costume for you!  How about if you go as Jason Voorhees going as Fonzie from Happy Days??

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy (thumbs up), that’s a sweet costume.  The mask actually isn’t terrible.  I’m tired though, and I know we’re all pretty tired of everything Halloween-related getting canceled or postponed this year.  So fuck it.  Let’s just all dress up like sloths.