I still own a VCR. That’s a true story. What’s also a true story is that when I was 10 years old, I owned a horror VCR board game called Doorways To Horror. Ooooooh – sounds scary, doesn’t it? Here’s a commercial to show just how spine-tingling it really was.
You’ll have to excuse Teen Wolf’s cousin Harry, it was his first time on camera. Yeah, not too scary based off of the commercial and honestly not too scary when you would play the actual game too. From what I remember about the game though, besides kicking my Dad’s ass every time I played, was that you pop a video cassette in your VCR and pause and play as you move along the board. There were some Dracula and Witch cards or something that would come into play as well. You can tell my memory is as fuzzy as the werewolf’s face in the commercial. But thanks to the wonders of Youtube, my memory is coming back to me – so here is the intro to the Doorways To Horror and some of the gameplay:
If you can tolerate bad puns and equally bad jokes over clips from Public Domain horror movies, then this game was for you! For a 10-year-old kid who was just getting into horror, it was amazing. Looking back on it now with the Youtube clips, not so much. But if you have a hankering for 80’s horror nostalgia, I wouldn’t hesitate to go over to Ebay and snatch one up for a decent price. You might want to go to the flea market and pick up a VCR first though.
Who loves board games??!! And who loves board games that are based off of subpar horror movie sequels??!! Well then do I have some good news for you. In a random search for horror-themed games, I stumbled across this:
That’s right. You’re looking at a promotional board game based on Candyman: Farewell To The Flesh that came out in 1995. Now, even though I wasn’t crazy about the movie – I have to admit that this looks pretty cool. Of course it could be a complete waste of time and utter horse shit, but at least it looks like they took some time on the design. Here’s a brief synopsis of what it’s all about:
“As you travel the streets of New Orleans looking for pieces of the puzzle to solve the Candyman Murder mysteries you have to make sure you do not become a victim yourself. To win, player must proceed clockwise along the streets of New Orleans and get to the Mansion with the key card in order to unlock the secret to Candyman’s power.”
Not sure if this would be a game to gather the whole family around on a Friday night to play, but it definitely might be a game to get your friends together and drink heavily while you try to unlock the secret to Candyman’s power. If you’re intrigued by the premise of the game and of the pics above, I have good news for you! There is one up for sale on Ebay HERE right now. I would imagine you might be able to walk away with it for no more than $50. A small price to pay for an enjoyable piece of horror memorabilia. Oh that’s right – I don’t know if it’s enjoyable or not. Forgot I said it could be utter horse shit. Up to you to take the gamble I guess!