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Ebay Find Of The Day! ‘Seed Of Chucky’ Promotional Condom

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Yes.  I’ve sunk to the depths of promoting promotional movie condoms.  But you see, there’s an angle here.  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  So why not give your lover, who hopefully is a horror lover as well, a promotional condom from the terrible Child’s Play sequel, Seed Of Chucky?  Seems like a good idea to me!

$_57

Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, you can make an offer or ‘Buy It Now’ and be the proud owner of this latex enjoyment that the seller proclaims is “unopened and unused“.  Well that’s a HUGE selling point.  Not only that, but the seller also says that “the package has some wear and creases, but isn’t in bad shape for a 10-year-old condom“.  This guy really knows how to sell something!  The condom even comes (lol) with bad puns written on the package (lol again). Two offers have already been declined, so don’t miss your chance to snatch this up right HERE before it’s sent back into the bad promotional item abyss forever…..

Horror Holiday Gifts: Original U.S. Poster For ‘Black Christmas’

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Less than a week left until Christmas, and I bet a lot of you have been procrastinating on buying those presents for your loved ones.  That’s where I come in to save the day!  But only if that loved one is a huge horror fan and only if you have $800 to spend.

Up on Ebay right now, you can purchase an original U.S. one sheet for the 1974 Bob Clark classic, Black Christmas.  Ask pretty much any true horror fan and I bet that Black Christmas is #1 on their list of Christmas-themed horror movies.  But did you know that it was originally released in the U.S. as Silent Night Evil Night?  And also Stranger In The House for those playing at home.

The poster that is for sale on Ebay is the original with the Silent Night Evil Night title and can be yours for about $800.  A moderately large price to pay for a slice of pretty sweet horror memorabilia.  You can check the listing out HERE, but if that is a little too steep for you, there are 4 copies of the poster for Santa With Muscles for sale at $18 a pop.  Just don’t blame me for the looks of disappointment you’ll get from whoever you give those to.

Horror Holiday Gifts: Rare ‘Critters’ VHS Display From 1986!

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What do you get the horror fan in your life that already has everything?  Why you get them a rare video store standee from the 1986 sci-fi/horror flick Critters, that’s what!

On Ebay right now, someone is selling a vintage display that was used to promote Critters when it made it’s debut on VHS back in 1986.  You remember VHS tapes, right?  Standing about 4 feet tall and holding the actual video cassette case from the movie, this standee is actually that kind of thing that I love Ebay for.  I remember seeing this exact one in my local Mom & Pop video store growing up and if I had the room, I just might slap a bid down on this cheesy piece of nostalgia.

What perfect timing too, because with the holidays right around the corner, maybe you can surprise that special Critters fan who’s always wanted something like this.  Or you’ll get it for them and they’ll look at you confused and say “What the hell did you get me this for?”  You’ll get a reaction either way!  There are three days left to bid and at the time I’m posting this, the bid is at $100.  Head on over right HERE and take a look.  Beats the hell out of getting someone another pair of socks.