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Sunday Bloody Sunday: ‘Sink Death’ From ‘The Blob’ (1988)

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One of the most annoying things in the world besides Taylor Swift, is a clogged up sink drain.  Sure, sometimes Drano or a plunger can do the trick – but what happens when the backup is so bad that you’re close to dialing up the plumber to pay money for something you should be able to do yourself?

Welcome to Sunday Bloody Sunday and welcome to the worst drain blockage of all time.  Hair?  No.  Broccoli florets?  Nope.  How about a murderous oozing blob that pretty much instantly kills you upon contact?  Bingo!  Yeah, I’m talking about the awesome 1988 remake of The Blob, and more specifically about one of the many equally awesome death scenes in the movie.  Since we’re talking clogged up sinks, if you’ve seen the movie then you know where this is going.   Click below and watch this poor bastard get sucked down a drain like a rag doll and celebrate the wonders of 80’s horror in the process:

Hip Hip Horroray! Franklin’s Death From ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’

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I usually root for handicapped characters in horror movies.  I felt bad when Will ‘The Wizard Master’ from Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors bit the dust via Freddy Krueger in his dream world.  And I felt even worse when Mark from Friday The 13th Part 2 took a machete to the face just after he was making headway with a lovely young lady inside a cabin.  Life can be cruel. But not quite as cruel when we’re talking about Franklin Hardesty from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

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Welcome to another edition of Hip Hip Horroray!  It’s a mediocre ongoing post where I give you my moments throughout horror history that made me rejoice when someone annoying in a movie met their demise.  And if we’re talking annoying, we’re talking about Franklin.  Bound to a wheelchair, but not bound to being a character that we give a shit about, Franklin mopes and blows raspberries while he wheels around and becomes more and more annoying as the film goes on.  The first part of sweet justice is served early on though, when he tries to take a leak on the side of the road and rolls down a hill after a speeding car blows by him.

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And of course, the second part of sweet justice is served when Leatherface does what we all wish we could:  he carves Franklin up like a delicious Thanksgiving turkey.  Fittingly, Franklin is still bitching and moaning right up until the chainsaw does us all the big favor.  If you pause the movie during this scene at just the right moment by the way, you can see a small smile appear on his sister Sally’s face.  She’s glad he’s gone and as the audience, so are we.  So join me now with the Youtube video below in sharing the joy of Franklin Hardesty’s last moments on Earth.  Hip Hip Horroray!