Came across this gem of a wannabe slasher movie called Don’t Answer The Phone the other day and had to share the trailer with you.  I know they keep emphasizing that you shouldn’t answer the phone and it’s even the title of the movie, but aren’t there more important things you probably shouldn’t be doing in this movie?  Like maybe, don’t build your house doors with such crappy wood, because the killer can just easily bust through them.  Or don’t seductively undress if you’re a woman when you know according to the horror movie rules, it’s not going to end well for you.  This cinema experience has all the makings of a bad porno, including the cheesy synth music, so track it down if you dare or just get in bed with the trailer below: