You know the feeling you get when you eat ice cream too fast?  Yeah – that old “ice cream headache”.  Well, multiply that by 10 and that’s what you’ll feel when you watch Dario Argento’s Dracula 3D.  Now before I trash this movie version of the Bram Stoker classic novel, I will say that I am a Dario Argento fan. Suspiria is in my personal Top 10.  And Deep Red, Phenomena, and Opera on are my Italian horror radar.  But this Dracula 3D movie…..words just can’t describe it.  Rutger Hauer is in it.  Some boobs.  A random praying mantis. And a cool beheading.  And…..well…..that’s about it.   Continue reading →