With Christmas fast approaching, I’ve started gathering up my favorite horror movies to watch around this time of the year. Black Christmas? Check! Silent Night, Deadly Night? Check! Jack Frost 2: Revenge Of The Mutant Killer Snowmen? Double check! But with my old age comes forgetfulness, and I always seem to not remember that the 2007 movie P2 is a Christmas horror movie and might deserve to be in my rotation.
P2 is a delightful tale about a woman named Angela (Rachel Nichols) who is stalked in her parking garage at work by a security guard named Thomas (Wes Bentley). Fun fact: Wes Bentley can be seen in the last few seasons of American Horror Story! So anyway, in the movie it all takes place on Christmas Eve night which is a good indication that this is a Christmas horror movie. Oh – and Elvis’ ‘Blue Christmas‘ makes an appearance during a stalking scene and that’s a bonus for me because I love that song.
And so the stalking goes on. And Angela runs around in a low-cut wet shirt, with her two main large assets bouncing around like jingle bells. Bouncing and bouncing and bouncing……..I’m sorry – what was I talking about? Oh yeah – the stalking continues and it obviously comes to a predictable cliched climax. But before we can climax, we need to have more bloody fun! So if you haven’t seen P2 and are deciding whether or not to give it a whirl, check out the clip below with one of the best ‘body smashing with a car’ kills ever. Merry Christmas, everybody!