Holy Shit Horror: Natalie Cuts Off Her Arm (Evil Dead – 2013)

Thanksgiving is only three months away!  So it’s time to get your electric turkey carver ready to slice through that delicious succulent bird.  But wait – maybe you should practice first just to make sure your skills are up to par so you don’t embarrass yourself in front of your family when you start cutting.  And what better way to practice than on a demonically possessed arm?  Right, Natalie from the 2013 Evil Dead remake?

Yeeesh.  That was realistically gruesome.  There were a lot of moments in the Evil Dead remake that made me say “Holy Shit!“, and this was definitely one of them.  Natalie was pretty defiant of cellar dwelling possessed Mia and just kept cutting and cutting that arm until it eventually fell off.  Mission accomplished, Natalie!  Except it really wasn’t, and you still turned into a demon and died a horrible death.  Gotta love her gusto though and she gets kudos for giving it the old college try!

Monday Bloody Monday: ‘Olivia’s Transformation’ From ‘Evil Dead’ (2013)

What better way to kick the week off then with some self-mutilation, a needle in the eye, and a good head bashing?  Oh sure – a delicious bowl of Fruity Pebbles would be just as satisfying, but watching the transformation of Olivia in Evil Dead from 2013 is even more satisfying.

Kudos to the sound design department on this movie for the sound effects of Olivia (Jessica Lucas) sawing away at her face with a piece of glass.  Not exactly the sexiest thing in the world, but it almost beats the fact that she peed her pants earlier in the scene.  Leave it up to a horror movie to make a sexy girl unsexy in a matter of seconds.  But anyway, this scene was definitely the tipping point for me as far as appreciating and applauding this remake of the original The Evil Dead from 1981, which in itself was a big feat considering my love for that original.

Sunday Bloody Sunday: ‘Chainsaw In The Mouth’ From ‘Evil Dead’ (2013)

Here’s a little nugget of knowledge that will help you along as you go through the journey of life:  Don’t ever talk shit to someone that’s holding a chainsaw.  Especially when you’re already missing appendages and can barely walk.

Welcome to Sunday Bloody Sunday where I’m going full on gore this week with the gnarly ‘chainsaw through the mouth’ killing at the end of 2013’s, Evil Dead.  I dug this remake/reboot and the ending definitely got points for letting the red stuff fly!  I wouldn’t advise eating your breakfast while you watch this, but click the button below to watch our heroine Mia shut up that demonic abomination for good……

Dirty Horror’s Top 10 Horror Movies Of 2013

Wow.  2014 is upon us and we’re still not even close to having those super-cool hoverboards from Back To The Future Part 2.  Have no fear though, because we do have some pretty sweet horror flicks from 2013 to soften the non-existent hoverboard blow.  So without further adieu, I present Dirty Horror’s Top 10 Horror Movies Of 2013!   Continue reading