Poor Axel.  All he wants to do is get it on with a sexy nurse at work and unfortunately the “presumed to be dead” body of Jason Voorhees is getting in the way of that.  Lucky for him, he has his equally sexy aerobics video to watch so he doesn’t get complete blue balls.  Welcome to this week’s Sunday Bloody Sunday where I’ll spotlight Axel’s gnarly bone saw death from Friday The 13th Part 4.

The great Tom Savini pulled out all the stops in this third sequel to the Friday The 13th franchise, and Axel’s death was definitely one of the highlights!  Yes, around the same time that actor Bruce Mahler was tearing it up with Steve Guttenberg in Police Academy, he was portraying a pervy hospital worker who was supposed to be keeping an eye on our favorite hockey masked killer. Being that he was more interested in being pervy though, Jason took advantage and tore into his neck with an on-hand bone saw.  Let this be a lesson to all of you pervs out there.  Being too pervy = a bone saw in your neck.  Lesson learned.

*of course I’m down for a threesome!*

*I’d f*ck me*

*premature ejaculation*