Alright – you’ve read about my best horror movies of 2012, now it’s time to scrape that bottom of the barrel and do the deed of naming the Top 5 worst horror movies from the year that almost was. But why only Top 5? Because I said so, that’s why, and because none of these movies deserved a Top 10. So let’s kick off the festivities and get this sh*t movie party started! Continue reading
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Breaking Dirty Horror News! Smiley Halloween Masks Now Available!
Looking for that perfect last minute Halloween costume idea? Do you want to dress up like your favorite horror movie icon? Well, ok…..what if you want to dress up as somebody from a sh*tty horror movie that recently came out, where the mask was really the only good thing about that sh*tty horror movie? Then you’re in luck! Yes straight off the non-success of the pretty much straight to DVD release of the horror non-classic Smiley, comes the Smiley Halloween mask released courtesy of the good folks over at Fright Catalog. Now you too can walk around and do absolutely nothing and be boring just like Smiley! Check it out below and take it all in (stretched ears not included):
Now as I stated above, the mask was really the only redeeming quality of Smiley, other than Caitlin Gerard’s lulz inducing performance and award winning weed smoking technique. And for those still in the dark about the Smiley phenomenon, you can read my review HERE. So get on over to Fright Catalog and order your Smiley mask HERE and get that rush delivery so you can have it in time to trick and treat with disappointing and lack luster results. Slamming this movie never gets old people, and neither does this pic of Caitlin Gerard’s attempt at “screaming”: