Review: The Seasoning House (2012)

I need to take a shower.  No, I don’t really stink – but you know that feeling after you watch a movie that just kind of makes you feel ‘dirty’?  Welcome to the experience that is The Seasoning House.  A 2012 British film that is finally getting some shine in the US and deservedly so.  It’s brutal.  Let me rephrase that. It’s f*cking BRUTAL.  And just a hair shy of a masterpiece in my opinion as well.   Continue reading

The Dirty Room Podcast: The Burning (1981)

Want to hear three horror fans rip on a slasher film that some herald as being a disputable masterpiece?  Well here you go because we’re back at it again and welcome you to another podcast in The Dirty Room – our mad scientific creation between the Get Out The Room podcast and Dirty Horror.  Last week we dove into Re-Animator, and this week we dip our toe into the water that is the 1981 Tom Savini assisted, The Burning.  So click the link HERE and listen to us give our two cents about Cropsy and his melting face, Sally’s shower scene, the random big names in the movie, and whether or not this overhyped slasher needs a remake.  Serenity now!

*shit…there goes my mannequin hand*

Get Out The Room Podcast: Featuring Halloween, Trailer Talk, Tyra Banks’ Forehead, And Yours Truly!

Well it finally happened.  It has been suggested that Tyra Banks should have used her big ass forehead to give multiple head butts to Michael Myers in the sh*t Halloween sequel that she starred in, Halloween: Resurrection.  And yes, that’s just one of the many entertaining and insightful tidbits from this week’s Get Out The Room podcast. And along for the ride this time was yours truly!

That’s right, the guys over at this insightful and often hilarious horror podcast asked me to stop by and lend my voice and horror knowledge to such topics as:  American Horror Story, the trailers for the Evil Dead and Carrie remakes, and the Halloween franchise. In addition to that, I give my all-time top 10 list of horror movies, which after more thought, I need to put The Exorcist and The Shining on there (came up with it on the spot and was three beers in, so you do the math).  The guys over at Get Out The Room know their sh*t, so what are you waiting for?  Click HERE, HERE, or HERE and listen now and support their horror cause!

*No Michael!  Don’t do it!  You’ll ruin your chance to become America’s Next Top Horror Model!*


Podcast Alert: Get Out The Room!

A while back, I stumbled and then appropriately tripped onto a new podcast called Get Out The Room and had to share it with you, because that’s my horror duty.  If I didn’t, then I wouldn’t be doing that duty now would I?  So here’s the deal:  every few weeks, these guys sit around and “chop it up” about everything horror.  They hit on the current movies out there, old favorites they love or hate, current horror inspired TV shows, and more!  And the thing that makes it stand out is that they know their shit and I respect people in the horror community that know their shit.  They crack jokes too, which doesn’t hurt.

*it’s called soap… might want to try it*

Spoiler Alert:  Yours truly will be joining the crew in October to share my horror insight and unnecessary sarcasm.  Now where can you listen to the Get Out The Room podcast? Well I’m glad you asked, because you can go HERE for all current and past episodes and hit them up on I-Tunes HERE as well!