Side Note: Wrong Turn 5 (2012)

Just a quick side note here and I promise not to take much of your time.  Can we please put an end to the Wrong Turn sequels?  Sure they’re harmless gore filled straight to DVD fun, but I think we can all agree that unless we can get Eliza Dushku (great last name) back in the white wife beater, it’s just best to let the franchise die.

*eat, eat…you’re skin and bones!*

Yes, Wrong Turn 5 is about to come out, and it finds our favorite backwoods hillbilly inbred cannibals crashing a costume party.  Yes, you read that correctly.  A costume party.  I’m telling you people, Wrong Turn 6: Cannibals In Space is not far off.  And if you do feel the need to continue on with this ‘run into the ground’ franchise, can we please get someone else to do the make-up effects on the slack-jawed yokels? They’re really starting to look like they were done by a Week 1 reject from Syfy’s show Face Off. Ok….I’m done with my side note.  Thank you.