Christmas Is Coming. And So Is ‘The Warm Side Of The Door’

Ok, Thanksgiving is over.  Now bring on Christmas so we can all tell our loved ones how much they’ve disappointed us throughout the year.  Oh no, wait – that’s Festivus.  But Christmas, yes!  Cookies and egg nog and sappy trees.  Doesn’t get much better than that!  Unless we’re talking about the classic Christmas song ‘The Warm Side Of The Door‘.  What – you’ve never heard of it?  Shut the warm side of the front door!!  Ok, it’s time to school you then.

See – there’s this movie called Silent Night, Deadly Night about a guy named Billy that dresses up like Santa Claus and kills people and whatnot.  But before Billy goes full loco, there’s a sweet little compilation scene of Billy working at the department store with the song ‘The Warm Side Of The Door‘ playing!  It’s a ridiculously awesome moment in the movie, and it catapulted the songwriter (Morgan Ames) to great heights in the music industry!  Actually it didn’t, but it’s a good song.  So enjoy it below and break it out during your holiday family or work function this year.  Apologies that I don’t have the actual scene from the movie with the song.  Maybe if you ask Santa for it for Christmas, you’ll get lucky.

Horror Movie Posters I Love: Silent Night, Deadly Night (1984)

Tis the season to break out your favorite Christmas-themed horror movies! And one that should be on the top of your list is the controversial 1984 slasher, Silent Night, Deadly Night.  But as much as I would love to talk about the actual movie and discuss Linnea Quigley’s super awesome nude ‘antlers through the chest’ death scene, we’re talking posters here and the poster for Silent Night, Deadly Night is a cheesy gem.

Obviously playing off of the whole holiday horror theme, thanks largely in part to Halloween, this poster to me captures everything that was great about 80’s horror movies.  Being that the movie caused a huge uproar, the poster alone was controversial considering what a beloved figure that Santa Claus is supposed to be.  He’s supposed to be jolly and when he laughs he’s supposed to shake like a bowl full of jelly.  So, here we have him holding an axe with blood dripping font in the movie title for the movie poster.  Not exactly family friendly, but therein lies the appeal to me.

This is the epitome of a perfect poster for a not-so-perfect movie though. Gotta love that ‘He knows when you’ve been naughty‘ tagline too!  And being that this is a personal favorite of mine, I’ll be spotlighting more from it in the weeks to come before the big day of December 25th.  To yuletide you over for now, enjoy the poster and this lovely drawing below that Billy did while in Catholic school.  Just precious.