Ebay Find Of The Day! ‘Seed Of Chucky’ Promotional Condom

Yes.  I’ve sunk to the depths of promoting promotional movie condoms.  But you see, there’s an angle here.  Valentine’s Day is coming up!  So why not give your lover, who hopefully is a horror lover as well, a promotional condom from the terrible Child’s Play sequel, Seed Of Chucky?  Seems like a good idea to me!

$_57

Thanks to the wonders of Ebay, you can make an offer or ‘Buy It Now’ and be the proud owner of this latex enjoyment that the seller proclaims is “unopened and unused“.  Well that’s a HUGE selling point.  Not only that, but the seller also says that “the package has some wear and creases, but isn’t in bad shape for a 10-year-old condom“.  This guy really knows how to sell something!  The condom even comes (lol) with bad puns written on the package (lol again). Two offers have already been declined, so don’t miss your chance to snatch this up right HERE before it’s sent back into the bad promotional item abyss forever…..

Review: Curse Of Chucky (2013)

Isn’t it nice to have a friend till the end?  Someone who will stick by you. Someone who you can tell your deepest, darkest secrets too.  And someone who will gut you like a fish if they get the chance.  This just took a dark turn, huh?  And we all know who the most famous friend till the end is, especially in horror history.  Chucky!  Yes, Chucky…..the little red-headed Good Guy doll who is inhabited by serial killer Charles Lee Ray and needs to soul swap with little kids to keep his doll body going.  And Chucky’s back in Curse Of Chucky, this time going straight to DVD and losing all of the Three Stooges comedy routines that surrounded the last couple of sequels (Bride Of Chucky, Seed Of Chucky).  Question is:  would that be a good thing, or a bad thing?  Read on to find out…..    Continue reading

News: Score One For The Good Guys! Chucky’s Back!

Yes, our favorite little psychopathic Ginger is back!  No, not Carrot Top…..none other than Chucky from the Child’s Play franchise!  Production has started on the direct to video sequel Curse Of Chucky, only this time, Redman or a semen filled turkey baster won’t be making an appearance, nor will Jennifer Tilly’s famous massive boobs or annoying voice.  But have no fear because the voice of Chucky, Brad Dourif, will be returning!  Also along for the ride is the original writer on all of the Child’s Play movies, Don Mancini, who also directed the “let’s just forget about that one” installment, Seed Of Chucky.

Here’s the breakdown of the plot:  After the passing of her mother, a young woman in a wheelchair since birth, is forced to deal with her sister, brother-in-law, niece and their nanny as they say their goodbyes to mother. When people start turning up dead, Nica discovers the culprit might be a strange doll she received a few days earlier.

*don’t worry man – I hear they have great middle finger enhancement pills nowadays*

The other buzz about this sequel is that they’re taking it back to the horror feel of the first few and stepping away from the Three Stooges feel of the last two.   Continue reading