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Dirty Horror Presents: “Bastaaaaaaaaaard!!!”

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Few actresses have ever shown their range and thespian abilities like Lynda Day George in the 1982 slasher movie, Pieces.  Such poise.  Such grace. Such gratuitous over-acting.  All of this adds up to one of the best moments in horror movie history.  Strap yourselves in and prepare yourself for: “Bastaaaaaaaaaard!!!”

Are you taking notes, Meryl Streep?  You damn well better be.  Lynda Day George took that to another level and we’re all better people for it.  You want to know the sad thing about that clip though?  It’s not even the best part in the movie.  Pieces is in another realm when it comes to bad horror, and I mean that in the most endearing way possible.  Unfortunately, the Blu-ray gods have yet to release this craptastic masterpiece, which is a god damn tragedy.  Seek it out on DVD if you can, and maybe you can surprise that horror movie lover in your life for the holidays!

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Ebay Find Of The Week: Replica Tub Of ‘The Stuff’

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It’s moments like this when I love the internet.  For those of you who don’t know about the 1985 B-movie extravaganza called The Stuff, you really need to do some research.  It has drama.  It has intrigue.  It has something that you eat that eats you from the inside out.  And it has a character named Chocolate Chip Charlie.  All of this somewhat pointless info is leading up to me telling you that someone over in the UK has recreated an actual tub of ‘The Stuff‘ and you can purchase one on Ebay!

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Yes.  Those are the actual replicas that you can purchase.  Pretty impressive if I do say so myself.  Just think of how impressed your B-movie loving friends would be if they went to your fridge for a cold one and got an eyeful of The Stuff instead.  Yes, the seller is located in the UK, but they do ship to the US and it’s honestly not a bad price in total to get your hands on one of these (about $30 total).  Head on over to the Ebay page right HERE and feel free to click ‘Buy It Now‘.  Just be warned.  If the carton arrives and it has a delicious white treat inside, proceed cautiously because this may happen: