Alright kids….Halloween is only a week and a half away! So quit procrastinating about what you want to be this year, when the answer is clearly a bad representation of Michael Myers. That’s right – another year and another batch of bad Michael Myers Halloween masks have hit online. Don’t believe me? Well then let’s take a look, shall we? Continue reading
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Terrible Halloween Mask Of The Week: Leatherface (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre)
I’m really on a hot streak lately with finding some super unnecessarily hairy Halloween masks based on your favorite horror icons. The other week I found a ‘Larry from The Three Stooges’ inspired rubber monstrosity of Michael Myers that you can see HERE. And this week, I’ve stroke gold again with what looks to be a Leatherface mask fully equipped with some wild, untamed hair.
Yeah, that just happened. Now look – I know that everybody needs to find ways to make a buck and try to survive. But who in holy hell thought that this was a good idea? The face work is serviceable, albeit a little over-the-top, but can we talk about the hairy elephant in the room here? I’m no Leatherface expert and it’s not my place to act like I know what he does in his spare time, but I highly doubt he goes to the hair salon and gets his hair put in curlers. And that’s what happened here apparently. Leatherface had a bad hair curler experience and it’s out of control at this point, leaving no hope in sight. I tried to click the Ebay link to the mask and unfortunately it says there was an error in the listing. And I believe that error was trying to sell it in the first place.
Dirty Horror Presents: The Hairiest Michael Myers Halloween Mask Ever
This is good news if you’re looking for a Michael Myers mask with a nice Gene Simmons/Albert Einstein hybrid hairdo. I suppose this mask is the envisionment of what Michael would look like had he skipped a few trips to the hair salon, so it’s somewhat accurate. But regardless of that, it’s pretty terrible in a hairy kind of way. I might buy one as a joke, but then I would just be contributing to the hairy terribleness. For a cool $24.99 though, you can be the life and laughter of your upcoming Halloween party, so get on over to the Ebay post HERE and grab one because there are only 5 left! Granted, there were only 5 to begin with, but I guess that’s irrelevant.
Halloween Mask Hunting In June!
The greatest day of the year is only less than 6 months away. No, not my birthday. That comes in a close second place to the most anticipated yearly holiday of them all…….Halloween! And even though we’re only in the beginning of June, why not start searching for that perfect horror-related mask to scare the shit out of little kids on All Hallow’s Eve night?
Now, if I asked you to name the creepiest horror mask of all time, most of you would comfortably say Michael Myers from the Halloween franchise. I have great news for you if you did, because I found a new edition to the ever-growing Michael Myers mask collection……and here it is!
Oh dear God. Well, that’s not good. I apologize. I guess it looked better the first time I looked at it, but now I realize that I was clearly wrong. Ok, well maybe it’s just that the front angle doesn’t look that great and it looks better from the side? Yeah, maybe that’s the money shot.
Why does Michael Myers look like Pauly D from Jersey Shore? And it looks like he’s gained a bit of weight in the face which could be from sulking in his house and eating Butterfingers all day long. There’s something I bet you didn’t know – Michael Myers loves Butterfingers! Ok, we have one more chance to redeem this piece of shit mask, and that’s with the back view.
Well, clearly no help there. So to review: The front view is terrible. The side view is awful. And the back view looks like it was designed by Stevie Wonder. Add all of that up and most likely, this is not the Halloween mask for you this year. But cheer up! We have about six more months to get it right, so stay tuned as I try and make up for this mess of a Michael Myers mask.
Top 5 Worst Freddy Krueger Halloween Masks!
Being an iconic horror figure can really have it’s ups and downs. And one of those downs is having crappy Halloween masks based off of your character. Have you ever wanted to be Freddy Krueger for Halloween? Well, lucky for you, there are plenty of masks to choose from if you want to be! Only problem is that some of them are terrible and you don’t want to be a terrible Freddy Krueger for Halloween, do you? Yep, things are about to get ugly in here and I’m not just talking about our razor fingered friend’s burnt face. I present to you the Top 5 Worst Freddy Krueger Halloween Masks! Continue reading